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Old 22nd September 2010
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Default Sekretaris dan Seorang Raja Minyak

Adalah kisah seorang sekretaris nan cantik ditugaskan oleh bosnya untuk menemani seorang raja minyak dr Arab yang menjadi klien penting bagi perusahaannya.

Tertarik oleh kecantikannya, si raja tiba-tiba memintanya untuk menikahinya. Tentu saja sekretaris itu terkejut namun ia teringat perintah bosnya untuk tidak mengecewakan kliennya itu dalam bentuk apapun.

Karena itu, ia memikirkan cara untuk menolak ajakannya dengan halus. "Baiklah, aku akan menikah denganmu dengan 3 syarat. Pertama, aku mau cincin kawin berlian 75 karat bertahtakan intan bermahkota tiga 200 karat."

Si raja terpekur sejenak dan kemudian mengangguk, "Ok, ok ana felikan, ana felikan"

Menyadari keadaan ini, si wanita kembali memikirkan syarat yang lebih susah. "OK, kedua, aku mau kamu buatkan istana di New York berkamar 100 dan sebagai rumah peristirahatan, aku mau vila di tengah kota Paris dengan 200 orang pelayan, 10 Ferarri dan 5 pesawat jet pribadi."

Sang raja minyak kembali terpekur, mengambil hand-phonenya dan mengontak sana sini. "Ok, ok, ana fuatkan, ana fuatkan"

"Gawat !", pikir si sekretaris. Dengan peluh sebesar kacang kedelai, ia kembali memikirkan syarat terakhir. Akhirnya, ia merasa mendapatkan
syarat yang nyaris mustahil bisa dikabulkan oleh si raja ini.

Sambil mengedipkan mata, ia berkata, "Oh, baiklah. Ini yang terakhir. Aku suka sekali dengan seks dan karenanya aku mau laki-laki yg menjadi suamiku mempunyai penis sepanjang 30 cm."

Si raja minyak tampak kaget dan kecewa sekali dengan syarat terakhir ini. Ia menutup wajahnya dengan kedua tangan sambil sesenggukan.

Akhirnya, sambil mengusap air mata dan menatap wanita itu dengan sedih, ia berkata,

"Ok, ok, ana fotong... ana fotong deh..
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Old 23rd September 2010
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kira2, panjangnya se berapa yah?
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gak kebayang berapa ukurannya ndan
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hahaha.. panjang bener tuh, 30cm aja harus dipotong dulu..:nyahaha:
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sering ke mak erot nih
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buset dahh,,,bisa2nyaa
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wkwkkwkwa malah kepanjangan punyanye dooi :eeek:
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bisa aje share treat kocaknya ndan jadi ketawa ane :ngakak
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