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Old 18th August 2011
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Post hal yang membatalkan puasa

Lima hal yang membatalkan puasa:

1. MELUDAH
Meludah akan membatalkan puasa kalo air ludah tsb mengenai alat kelamin lawan jenis kita, kemudian kita membantu membersihkannya.

2. TIDUR SIANG
Tidur siang akan menjadi batal jika kita tidur siang diatas badan orang lain yang bukan muhrimnya.Sedangkan jika kita tidur siangnya dibawah badan orang lain yang bukan muhrim, maka puasa kita tetap batal.

3. BERSENTUHAN
Bersentuhan dengan sengaja dengan isi dari bra sebelah kiri mantan pacar kita maka akan membatalkan puasa. Sedangkan jika menyentuh isi dari bra sebelah kanan, juga dapat membatalkan puasa. Namun jika kita menyentuh keduanya,tetep dapat membatalkan puasa.

4. MELEMPAR COIN
Melempar coin sehingga mengenai dada seorang gadis lalu kita meminta maaf karena menyesal sambil mengusap-usap dada tersebut selama 2 jam karena kasihan dengan gadis itu, maka perbuatan tadi dapat membatalkanpuasa.

5. DUDUK-DUDUK
Duduk-duduk sambil iseng-iseng memasukkan nasi padang kedalam mulut hingga dua bungkus adalah dapat membatalkanpuasa.Sedangkan jika hanya duduk-duduk saja sambil menggoda ibu penjual nasi padang, lalu berselingkuh dengan ibutersebut, juga membatalkan puasa.

Selamat puasa

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yg lucunya d mananya y

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udah pernah liat ndan
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udah pernah liat ndan
iya ndan maafin ane ya, walau tp trimZ udh menghargai thread ane
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hahaha.. gila bener tuh guyonannya.. mantab deh..
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