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Old 20th May 2010
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Post Kong = Monyet, Tanya Kenapa??

Kenapa King Kong dinamai King Kong, bukan Great Ape, King Monkey, Giant Ape, Giant Monkey atau yang lainnya?
Jawab: Soalnya King Kong = Raja Monyet (King = Raja Kong = bahasa latin artinya monyet).
Kalau cewek jadi Queen Kong kali yee..

Jadi kalo dirunut:
Kong Guan = Biskuit monyet (Kong=Monyet Guan=nama merk biscuit)
Ngong Kong = Monyet jongkok (Ngong=bahasa sanskerta artinya duduk/jongkok)
Kong Kali Kong = Banyak monyet (Monyet x Monyet = banyak dong)
Kong Res = Monyet ngumpul (Res =bahasa inggris singkatan dari residu/sisa yang terkumpul)
Kong Kow = Monyet gaul (Kow =bahasa Cina tidak formal artinya main/bergaul/ ngumpul)
Eng Kong = Mbahnya Monyet

Jangan lupa masih ada:
Sing kong = Monyet Bernyanyi (sing dari bhs inggris yang artinya menyanyi).
bo kong = Monyet Hantu (bo istilah yang sering digunakan Casper beserta paman-pamannya, baca komik Casper ).
cu kong = Monyet Tembaga (cu adalah kode unsure kimia dari Cuprum atau tembaga).
viet kong = Monyet Tukang Fitnah.
so kong = Monyet Jadi-jadian (so dalam bhs Inggris adalah jadi).
hong kong = Klakson Monyet (hong asal kata dari honk dari bhs inggris artinya klakson).
kong krit = Kritikan Para Monyet.
bang kong = Abangnya Monyet.
beng kong = Monyet Makan Coklat Beng-beng

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engkong,saya mau tanya
ndan itu apa?
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engkong..
:nyahaha:

sejak kapan engkong ane jadi mbahnya monyet?
jadi, ane monyetnya dong..
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waduuhhh bisa gtu ya ndan ?
moso monyet nyebut monyet ? hehehehe . :annoy:
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engkong..
:nyahaha:

sejak kapan engkong ane jadi mbahnya monyet?
jadi, ane monyetnya dong..
jangan terlalu jujur gitu lah ndan :nyahaha:
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wakakaka engkong ada2 aja
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ndan kong ada ga ya ?
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kong = serba kong
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wakakaka bisa ajah si king kong
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:nyahaha: konyol ndan,,suwer ane ngakak baca ni joke,,mantap..Melon sent,,cek dapur,,
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