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Old 9th January 2011
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Default ◄◄ Beda orang cakep ama orang jelek ►►

Perbedaan Si Ganteng n Si Jelek
Kalo cowok ganteng pendiam
cewek2 bilang woow, cool banget...
kalo cowok jelek pendiam
cewek2 bilang ih kuper...

kalo cowok ganteng jomblo
cewek2 bilang pasti dia perfeksionis
kalo cowok jelek jomblo
cewek2 bilang sudah jelas...kagak laku...

kalo cowok ganteng berbuat jahat
cewek2 bilang nobody's perfect
kalo cowok jelek berbuat jahat
cewek2 bilang pantes...tampangnya kriminal

kalo cowok ganteng nolongin cewe yang
diganggu preman
cewek2 bilang wuih jantan...kayak di filem2
kalo cowok jelek nolongin cewe yang diganggu
preman
cewek2 bilang pasti premannya temennya dia..
.
kalo cowok ganteng dapet cewek cantik
cewek2 bilang klop...serasi banget...
kalo cowok jelek dapet cewek cantik
cewek2 bilang pasti main dukun...

kalo cowok ganteng diputusin cewek
cewek2 bilang jangan sedih, khan masih ada
aku...
kalo cowok jelek diputusin cewek
cewek2 bilang...(terdiam, tapi telunjuknya
meliuk-liuk dari atas ke
bawah)...kaciaaan deh lo.....

kalo cowok ganteng ngaku indo
cewek2 bilang emang mirip-mirip bule sih...
kalo cowok jelek ngaku indo
cewek2 bilang pasti ibunya Jawa bapaknya
robot...

kalo cowok ganteng penyayang binatang
cewek2 bilang perasaannya halus...penuh cinta
kasih
kalo cowok jelek penyayang binatang
cewek2 bilang sesama keluarga emang harus
menyayangi...

kalo cowok ganteng bawa BMW
cewek2 bilang matching...keren luar dalem
kalo cowok jelek bawa BMW
cewek2 bilang mas majikannya mana...

kalo cowok ganteng males difoto
cewek2 bilang pasti takut fotonya
kesebar-sebar
kalo cowok jelek males difoto
cewek2 bilang nggak tega ngeliat hasil
cetakannya

kalo cowok ganteng naek motor gede
cewek2 bilang wah kayak lorenzo lamas...bikin
lemas...
kalo cowok jelek naek motor gede
cewek2 bilang awas!! mandragade lewat...

kalo cowok ganteng nuangin air ke gelas cewek
cewek2 bilang ini baru cowok gentlemen
kalo cowok jelek nuangin air ke gelas cewek
cewek2 bilang naluri pembantu, emang gitu...

kalo cowok ganteng bersedih hati
cewek2 bilang let me be your shoulder to cry
on
kalo cowok2 jelek bersedih hati
cewek2 bilang cengeng amat!!...laki-laki bukan
sih

Kalo cowok ganteng baca e-mail ini
langsung ngaca sambil senyum2 kecil, lalu
berkata
life is beautifull

kalo cowok jelek baca e-mail ini,
Frustasi, ngambil tali jemuran, trus triak
sekeras-kerasnya
HIDUP INI KEJAAAAMMM....!!!


Tips untuk anda yang merasa jelek

THE BEAUTY IS UNDER THE SKIN
(jadi cakep kalo udah ganti kulit)
Perbaiki inner beauty anda, itu kalau anda
merasa sisi
luar anda udah ancur
gak ketolong lagi...

LIKE FATHER LIKE SON
(suka bapaknya, suka juga sama anaknya)
jangan salahkan diri anda kalau anda jelek,

THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE
(yang bener boleh keluar)
kalo orang lain menilai anda jelek, jangan
skeptis,
penilaian manusia tidak
selalu benar...

DONT JUDGE THE BOOK BY ITS COVER
(jangan menghukum buku karena dia
meninggalkan koper)
Jangan putus asa, tidak semua orang menilai
manusia
dari fisiknya...

THE RIGHT MEN IN THE WRONG PLACE
(orang di sebelah kanan, salah tempat...)
cakep jelek itu lingkungan, misalnya anda di sini
jelek, tetapi di afrika
sana anda bisa paling ganteng.....

LOVE IS BLIND
(pacarilah orang buta)
cinta tidak memandang cakep atau jelek...gak
percaya
tanyakan hal ini sama
orang jelek...

kalau kamu membaca tips ini sampai selesai,
berarti
kamu memang merasa
jelek...

kalau kamu sendiri merasa jelek, apalagi orang
lain
yang melihat kamu...

Memang cakep itu relatif...tapi kalau jelek ya
usaha donk :nyahaha:


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Pesan TS
Spoiler for pesan:

klo repost mohon maaf n silahkan diclosed
klo salah kamar silahkan di moderasi
klo suka silahkan :baca: dan dicoment ndan
klo berkenan ditunggu kiriman melonnya

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dasar cewe yah...jaman sekarang sih ganteng doang g jaminan gan...

bagi nya dong gan..
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HAHAHA....
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:nyahaha: ngakak ane ndan..
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swt.... perut ane sakit. kek orang gila... wkwkw. TS itu curhat?? wkwkkw kok keknya paham betul dengan perasaan orang jelek.. wkwkkw
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dasar cewek ga' tau diri tuh ndan..








bagi dund buat ceumekam ndan..
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klo cowok ganteng baca ni thread bakalan senyum2 dikit
klo cowok jelek baca ni thread bakalan ketawa terbahak2
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Mmm..bener juga yah...hahaha..
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:nyahaha::nyahaha::nyahaha::nyahaha:
eman bener tuh, ane ngalamin jadi orang jelek jaman sekolah dulu juga digituin
:nyahaha::nyahaha::nyahaha::nyahaha:
Peduli amat ama mbacot cewe2 kegatelan model gitu, nyang penting
"dompet tebel, perut kenyang,****** baseuh"
:nyahaha::nyahaha::nyahaha::nyahaha:
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