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Default segelas susu buat suami

Seorang istri sangat menginginkan sebuah mobil baru untuk hadiah ulang tahunnya. Karena itu, ia menyiapkan segelas susu untuk sang suami yang ia harap sepulang dari kerja sang suami melihatnya dan kemudian memberikannya sebuah mobil baru.

Dan benar, saat sang suami pulang kerja begitu larutnya, sang suami pun melihat segelas susu dengan label �Untuk Suamiku Tercinta� , ia sangat senang. Di malam yang dingin, ia pun meneguk habis susu hangat yang disiapkan oleh istrinya tadi.

Setelah menghabiskan susu segelas itu, ia menemukan sepucuk surat di samping gelas susu tadi, tertulis:
�Sayang, jika kamu parkirkan mobil baru di garasi, aku akan berikan penawar racun yang aku campur dalam susu yang kamu minum.
Ttd. Mama�

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Seorang istri sangat menginginkan sebuah mobil baru untuk hadiah ulang tahunnya. Karena itu, ia menyiapkan segelas susu untuk sang suami yang ia harap sepulang dari kerja sang suami melihatnya dan kemudian memberikannya sebuah mobil baru.

Dan benar, saat sang suami pulang kerja begitu larutnya, sang suami pun melihat segelas susu dengan label �Untuk Suamiku Tercinta� , ia sangat senang. Di malam yang dingin, ia pun meneguk habis susu hangat yang disiapkan oleh istrinya tadi.

Setelah menghabiskan susu segelas itu, ia menemukan sepucuk surat di samping gelas susu tadi, tertulis:
�Sayang, jika kamu parkirkan mobil baru di garasi, aku akan berikan penawar racun yang aku campur dalam susu yang kamu minum.
Ttd. Mama�
hihihi...
mintanya maksa nih...
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hahaha.. bener2 pemaksaan..
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hahaha.. bener2 pemaksaan..
pilih beliin mobil ato mati...


jadi inget semboyan waktu jaman kemerdekaan, merdeka ato mati....
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beuh...kejamnya tu istri...hahaha
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