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Old 11th November 2011
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Pada suatu hari, seorang ibu sedang beli mangga di penjual keliling.

IBU : Berapa sekilo, Bang?

Penjual : 20 ribu

IBU : Mahal bener?

Penjual : Manis-manis kok,bu. Kalo engga manis boleh dikembaliin.

IBU : ya udah beli sekilo.



Setelah sampe dirumah, si ibu nyoba mangga 1 ternyata kecut. Yang ke 2 juga. Yang ketiga juga. Besoknya si ibu melabrak si penjual.

IBU : Dasar penipu !! Udah tau kecut, malah dibilang manis. Nih, ta� kembalikan.

Penjual : Ah, ibu� baru beli sekilo, kecut semua udah ngomel. Saya beli 1 gerobak kecut semua ngga ngomel�

IBU : ???

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cerewet banget tuh ibu2
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Old 30th January 2012
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Pada suatu hari, seorang ibu sedang beli mangga di penjual keliling.

IBU : Berapa sekilo, Bang?

Penjual : 20 ribu

IBU : Mahal bener?

Penjual : Manis-manis kok,bu. Kalo engga manis boleh dikembaliin.

IBU : ya udah beli sekilo.



Setelah sampe dirumah, si ibu nyoba mangga 1 ternyata kecut. Yang ke 2 juga. Yang ketiga juga. Besoknya si ibu melabrak si penjual.

IBU : Dasar penipu !! Udah tau kecut, malah dibilang manis. Nih, ta� kembalikan.

Penjual : Ah, ibu� baru beli sekilo, kecut semua udah ngomel. Saya beli 1 gerobak kecut semua ngga ngomel�

IBU : ???

nitip lapak gan


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Old 30th January 2012
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pedagangnya kepaksa boong tuh
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Old 10th February 2012
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nemu aja nih komandan

Komik Kocak bikin Ngakak Ndan!!
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wkkwkw... ternyata sama2 kena tipu..
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ngakak guling guling ndan

lucu sumpah
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wkaka..cerewet nya ibu2
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... udah rugi duluan yang jual sih
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ane save gan treatnya buat hiburan di hp asli :ngakak gan
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