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Old 11th January 2012
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Cerita nya gini, katakanlah si Amin baru kenal sama cewek cakep sebut saja Moni, dianya langsung naksir pada pandangan pertama, jantungnya berdetak keras,
gup... gup... gup...

Malam minggu si Amin ngapelin Moni, dianya pasang aksi, menghisap rokok merek " DJINGO " yang artinya " Jiwaku Goncang "

Singkat cerita si Amin pakai segala ajian peletnya, akhirnya bisa juga mendapatkan Moni, malem minggu berikutnya dianya ngapelin lagi, tapi statusnya sudah menjadi pacar nih.

Si Amin ganti rokok lagi. Waktu datang, rokoknya " DJARUM " yang artinya " Djantungku Runyam."

Kenapa ? enggak setiap mau nonton si Amin punya duit, kalo lagi bokek terpaksa dia rela ngejual celana jeans kesayangannya...

Singkat cerita sudah sekian lama pacaran, si Amin mau hajatan ingin nikah-in Moni, untuk menunjukkan suasananya dia nya ganti rokok lagi, pake rokok " GUDANG GARAM " yang artinya " Gunakanlah Darah Gadis Remaja ".

Terus besoknya mau nikah, hari ini si Amin buat komitmen dengan cara ganti merk rokok lagi sama " WISMILAK ", " Wanita Itu Selalu Miliknya Laki-laki ".

Nah semua proses sudah selesai, malem pertamapun datang juga, sebelum aksi dimulai si Amin ngerokok lagi mereknya " DJI SAM SOE " yang artinya " Djiwaku Sampai Soerga..."

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singkatannya nyeleneh banget..
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ini aja udah bikin ane:ngakak gan ayooo mana lagii
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