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Old 19th November 2010
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Anton selalu membanggakan diri kepada bosnya,
"Anda tau bos, bahwa saya ini orang terkenal, saya kenal semua selebritis dunia dan mereka juga kenal saya. Sebut saja, maka saya pasti kenal."

Bosan dengan omong kosong si Anton, sang bos lalu menantang,
"Baik Ton,kamu kenal Tom Cruise ?",
"Oh, tentu. Dia itu teman sejak kecil dengan saya, dan saya akan membuktikannya."

Maka Anton dan bosnya pergi ke Hollywood dan mengetuk pintu rumah si Tom Cruise. Secara mengejutkan Tom Cruise berteriak, "Anton! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"

Meskipun terkesan, bosnya Anton masih kurang yakin. Maka dia menantang lagi,
"Bagaimana kalau Bill linton?"
"Oke, saya kenal dia. Ayo ke Gedung Putih sekarang," jawab Anton.

Maka merekapun terbang ke Washington. Di Gedung Putih, ketika Anton dan
bosnya sedang tur keliling, tiba-tiba Bill Clinton melihat Anton dan menyapa,
"Anton, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."

Wah, si bos benar-benar terkejut, tetapi dia belum 100% percaya, ketika mereka meninggalkan Gedung Putih, dia menyatakan keraguannya lagi, tentu saja Anton menerima tantangan tersebut. "Ratu Elisabeth", jawab bosnya.
"Tentu saja saya kenal, saya kenal beliau sejak lama."

Maka merekapun terbang ke London. Di sana kebetulan sedang ada pesta, dan
masyarakat banyak berkumpul di depan Istana Buckingham. Lalu Anton Berkata,
"Kalau begini caranya, saya tidak akan bisa kelihatan oleh Sang Ratu. Begini saja, bos tunggu di sini, nanti lihat saya akan keluar di balkon bersama Ratu Elisabeth."

Maka Anton meninggalkan bosnya. Dan setengah jam kemudian, Anton benar-benar keluar dengan Sang Ratu di balkon. Ketika Anton kembali menemui bosnya, dia menemukannya baru sadar dr pingsan serangan jantung dan masih dikelilingi oleh para dokter.
"Apa yang terjadi?", tanyanya kepada si bos.
"Aku baik-baik saja sebelumnya, bahkan aku tidak kaget saat kamu keluar bersama Ratu Elisabeth. Aku benar-benar kaget ketika orang - orang di sebelahku berkata, 'Who's that on the balcony with Anton?'

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malah terkenal dia dibanding sang ratu yach
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Kalah pamor tu ratunya..ciakakak..
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wow.... gw pengen jdi kyk si anton
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mantap juga tu si anton
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Wakakak !

Hebat juga si Anton.

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wa ruar biasa tuh ANTON
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wah kocak anton nya ndan...bisa lebih tenar gt
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hahaha.. hebat bener si anton.. ratu elizabeth aja kalah pamor.. kkkkkkkkkk
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