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Old 13th August 2011
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Di suatu sekolah, pas jam pelajaran sejarah:

Bu Guru : "Yas, Ibu perhatiin kamu dari tadi ngantuk saja. Coba jawab pertanyaan ibu dulu. Siapa itu THOMAS ALFA EDISON??"
Ilyas : "Tidak tau, Bu!"


Bu Guru : "Nah bener kan.... Kalau JAMES WATT kamu tahu??"

Ilyas : "Apalagi sama dia... Tidak kenal aku, Bu!"


Bu Guru : "Kalau ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL??"

Ilyas : "Aduh, Bu! Tidak kenal semua Bu!!"


Bu Guru : "Dasar tolol banget sih kamu. Itu, semuanya kamu tidak tau ??!!"

Ilyas : "Naahhh, coba Ibu saya tanya: Ibu tau tidak Pak ROHIM?"


Bu Guru : "Siapadia??"

Ilyas : "Kalau HAJI ABBAS?! USTADH UMAR?? KYAI SAMSURI?!"


Bu Guru : "Stop stop Yas... Siapa mereka itu??"

Ilyas : "Aku cuma mau ngasih tau Bu.. Tidak semua orang yang Ibu kenal, aku juga kenal... Orang yg aku kenal, Ibu juga tidak kenal.. Kita ini manusia bu, punya kenalan sendiri-sendiri!!"


Bu Guru : "???!!!"
Spoiler for jgn lupa baca y:
kalau repost or garing mohon maaf ,
tp kalau abis baca jgn lupa ya sumbangan melonnya



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