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Old 4th January 2010
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Suatu ketika ada seorang gadis reporter dari sebuah televisi swasta di Jakarta, dan reporter itu bermaksud berkunjung ke sebuah peternakan sapi perah untuk mencari keterangan seputar penyebab sapi gila:

Reporter tv : "Menurut bapak apa yang menjadi penyebab sapi bisa gila itu pak?"

Peternak sapi : "Karena sapi hanya beranak 1 tahun sekali."

Reporter tv : "Ma�af pak, bukan soal itu yang kami tanyakan, yang kami tanyakan adalah kenapa sapi bisa gila?"

Peternak sapi : "Karena kami memeras susunya setiap pagi."

Reporter tv : (Dengan kesal) "Sekali lagi ma�af pak, jawaban bapak sama sekali tidak nyambung dengan pertanyaan kami!!!"

Peternak sapi : (Dengan marah � marah) "Saudari ini bagaimana?!?! bayangkan saja hal ini terjadi dalam kehidupam saudari!!! setiap pagi susu saudari di remas � remas dan saudari harus menunggu selama sat tahun untuk di setubuhi, apa saudari tidak gila???"


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sori ndan perawannya buat ane..
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nice info ndan
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:nyahaha: Kok sapi disamain sama manusia
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Kasian banget jadi sapi, ya.
Susunya dipegang2 tiap hari, tapi gak pernah dinikahi.
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wkkk pasti lgs ngerti tuh org
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Hahahaha bener juga tuh peternak, diremes2 tiap hari tapi disetubuhi setahun sekali.

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yg otak mesum sapa siech repoter ato peternak
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hahahaha dasar tuh bapak yg punya sapi!!!!
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:nyahaha::nyahaha::nyahaha::nyahaha::nyahaha::nyah aha::nyahaha::nyahaha::nyahaha:


pasti merah tu muka reporter...
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