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Old 23rd April 2010
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Default Kok rambutnya merah??

Suatu hari, ada seorang wanita sedang melahirkan di sebuah rumah sakit. Setelah berapa lama, bayinya keluar juga. Anehnya, bayinya rambutnya MERAH , padahal orangtuanya rambutnya item.
Bapaknya pun protes.

Bapak : "Dokter! Kenapa anak gua rambutnya merah padahal rambut gua sama bini gua warnanya item?"
Dokter : "Bisa jadi karena ada keturunan rambut merah di keluarga kalian."
Bapak : (gak terima) "Tapi keluarga gua ama bini gua semuanya rambutnya item! Gua gak terima! Ini pasti bukan anak gua!"

Akhirnya, dokter bikin tes DNA bayi itu sama orangtuanya, dan ternyata emang bener bapak yang tadi tuh bapaknya bayi ini.

Bapak : "Terus kok bisa rambutnya merah ya?"
Dokter : "Di keluarga kalian ga ada yang rambutnya merah?"
Bapak : "Ga ada, item semua"
Dokter : (mikir sebentar) "Bapak sering ML sama istri Bapak?"
Bapak : "Uh, gimana ya? Jarang sih, kita sama-sama sibuk jadi palingan 2 bulan sekali"
Dokter : "Nah, itu dia"
Bapak : "Jadi apa hubungannya sama rambut anak gua?"
Dokter : "Rambutnya kena karat, jadi merah"

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lupa ganti oli thu ndan makanya karatan..
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?? karat merah yh ndan wkk, baru tau
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Cacad neh dokter udah keabisan alesan jadi ngarang cerita sendiri ...
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hahaha..
yang karatan rambutnya..
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baru tau ada karat merah wkwkw
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lucu banget bos....

mantap dah.....
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hhahaha...
bisa karatan jg ea rambut??
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