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Old 26th April 2011
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Seorang ayah mempunyai tiga orang anak cewek yang cantik dan populer di kalangan para cowok. Karenanya, setiap malam minggu sang ayah terpaksa harus ekstra waspada mengawasi para cowok yang datang mengajak putrinya kencan.

Begitulah, suatu malam minggu terdengar bel berdering. Sang ayah membuka pintu dan di depannya berdiri seorang cowok yang memperkenalkan diri.

�Nama saya Nanang, ingin menjemput Endang, kami mau berenang, sudah siapkah dia sekarang�?�

Sang ayah meneruskan pesan itu ke belakang dan tak lama kemudian keluarlah Endang untuk pergi berenang dengan pacarnya.

Beberapa saat kemudian bel berdering lagi.

�Namaku Deni,� kata cowok di pintu itu mengenalkan diri. �Aku ingin menjemput Susi, kami mau makan spageti, sudah siapkah ia menanti�?�

Sang ayah meneriakkan pesan itu ke belakang dan keluarlah putrinya Susi.

Baru saja si ayah mau duduk di kursi, terdengar lagi bel berdering. Seorang cowok memperkenalkan diri, �Nama saya Sentot. Saya mau menjemput Margot���..�

Sang ayah langsung membanting pintu. �NGGAK BISA, BANGSAAT�.!!!�


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pasti mau mengajak ngesot..:nyahaha:
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pasti mau mengajak ngesot..:nyahaha:
hehehe kok tahu?
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wakoakoakoakaok, si ayah pikirannya ngeres. . .
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s papa ngajarin yg g bnr..
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pasti mau mengajak ngesot..:nyahaha:


langsung tau dia :nyahaha:
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langsung tau dia :nyahaha:
hahahaha buksnys ngen***** ndan?
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@ : malem pak?
$ : iyah, ada apa?
@ : nama saya cheking pak, mau ngajak anak bapak..:blink:
$ : ........:stress
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Nanang + Endang =berenang + sekarang
Deni + Susi = makan spageti + menanti
Sentot + Margot = x + y
apakah x & y?
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Nanang + Endang =berenang + sekarang
Deni + Susi = makan spageti + menanti
Sentot + Margot = x + y
apakah x & y?
hahahha ane udah bisa baca pikiran ndan ni.
pasti ke sana tujuanya,,,,
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