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Default GUYONAN JOWO....(yang ga ngerti dilarang masuk..wkwkwk)

GUYONAN JOWO GAN


"isuk iki neng sekolahan SMP 1

ndlogok jaya,,, enek guru jenenge

Paiman lagi ngajar murid2'e,,,,

salah siji murid iki ono sing mbeling

(bandel) jenenge Paijo"

Paiman(guru) : anak2, sak iki

plajarane bedek2'an yo...



Murid: nggeh pak...



Paiman : kae tikus ngoceh iso

meneng ora...



paijo : asem,,,, aku di padak'e

tikus...



Paiman : salahe sopo brisik...

Sak iki kowe tak hukum Jo...



Paijo : hukumane opo pak...



Paiman : hlo ukumane yo plajaran

iki, yoiku bedek2'an...



Paijo : oke, raden mas Paiman siap

mangsuli... (karo nyengir)



paiman : boso inggrise "kucing ireng mati" opo??



Paiman : halaaah, kuwi mah wis

kuno pak,,,,

iku jawabane "black cat deat"



Paiman : hmmm.. Pinter,,,, meneh

yo,,,,

telor2 opo sing di idex2 ora iso

pecah...??



Paijo : hah... Gampang kuwi pak...

Jawabane yo iku telortoar..



Paiman : tumben kowe ko pinter

Jo... (karo mbenak'e koco moto)



Paijo : hehe... (ngelapi iler)

sing rodok angel opo gk ono pak...?



Paiman : opo yo...?

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Paijo : haaah...kesuen, aku ae nak

ngono sing menehi pertanyaan pak...?



Paiman : jal opo...?



Paijo : opo bedane sampean karo

munyuk pak...?



Paiman : jiangkrek, kowe kog

madak2'e aku munyuk...



Paijo : hlo ojo nesu ndisik to pak,

iki kan gur pertanyaan to...

Hla emange sampean munyuk, kog nesu2 ngono...



Paiman : yo nak aku ro munyuk yo

jelas bedo to Jo, munyuk ki kewan,

hla aku menungso...

Tur munyuk akeh wulune, yen aku

gk ono...



Paijo : salah pak...



Paiman : hla kog iso salah Jo...?



Paijo : yo jelas salah to pak...



Paiman : hla sing bener opo..?

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PAIJO : NAK MUNYUK KI BUNTUTE

DOWO NENG MBURI,

TAPI NAK SAMPEAN BUNTUTE NENG

NGAREP, CENDAK (PENDEK) IRENG,

MENGKERET PISAN...



paiman : buntut ndasmu kuwi,,,

iki dudu buntut,,,,



paijo : lha nggone sampean iku opo to,,,?



paiman nikir jero sampek

kringeten)

iki arane PEDANG PEMBELAH

APEM,,,,







ojo di ke'i yo gan



nek arep ke'i yo &





matursuwuuunn.....




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- JODOH UNTUK ANAKKU

- NENEK YANG IRI

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