Ceriwis  

Go Back   Ceriwis > DISKUSI > Lounge > Jokes

Jokes Segala hal yang lucu dan kocak bisa kamu baca ataupun share disini.

Reply
 
Thread Tools
  #1  
Old 26th January 2010
rezakakashi's Avatar
rezakakashi rezakakashi is offline
Ceriwis Lover
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: KOTA kembang
Posts: 1,284
Rep Power: 19
rezakakashi tau seluk beluk forumrezakakashi tau seluk beluk forumrezakakashi tau seluk beluk forumrezakakashi tau seluk beluk forumrezakakashi tau seluk beluk forumrezakakashi tau seluk beluk forumrezakakashi tau seluk beluk forum
Default Klub Telanjang (BB + 21)

Klub Telanjang (BB + 21)
Bob masuk menjadi anggota sebuah klub telanjang yg sangat eksklusif dan mahal....

Di hari pertama, Bob lepas semua pakaiannya dan mulai menjelajahi fasilitas2 yang ditawarkan.. ..
Tak lama, dia melihat seorang wanita muda yg luar biasa cantik dan sexy yang tentunya telanjang bulat . kontan Bob langsung Ereksi ....

Melihat hal ini, wanita muda tadi menghampirinya dan berkata : "Kamu mengundang saya ?"....
"Hah ? ngga kok", kata Bob....
Wanita : "Kamu orang baru ya ? disini aturannya kalo kamu ereksi berarti kamu mengundang". ...

Lalu wanita tadi menggengam "perkakas" Bob dan menariknya ke pinggir kolam, lalu mulai ML ...

Setelah puas, Bob ke ruang sauna sambil mengingat2 adegan barusan....
Di ruang sauna Bob lalu kentut.... lalu pria besar dan kekar di sebelah bob tiba2 ereksi, berdiri menghampiri Bob dan berkata : "Kamu mengundang saya ?"....
Bob : "Hah ? enggaklah... .engga kok !".....

"Kamu orang baru ya ? disini aturannya kalo kamu kentut berarti kamu mengundang". ....
Lalu dgn enteng pria besar tadi membalikkan dan menekuk badan Bob, dan mulai ML .....

Setelah selesai, dengan pantat perih, Bob ke ruang Receptionist dan disambut oleh seorang receptionist cantik yang telanjang, Bob mengembalikan kunci dan kartu anggota klub "simpen aja uang pendaftaran saya....saya kapok !"....

Receptionist : "Loh bapak baru beberapa jam disini kok kapok ?"....
Bob : "Dengar, nona cantik.... saya ereksi sehari paling sekali....tapi saya kentut sehari bisa 15 kali, jadi....terima kasih banyak. saya pulang saja !**"

Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 26th January 2010
nunezavenger's Avatar
nunezavenger nunezavenger is offline
Ceriwis Pro
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Cafe Cewe Cowo, Circuit MotoGP, Hospital Ceriwis dan LP Cipinang
Posts: 2,455
Rep Power: 22
nunezavenger tau seluk beluk forumnunezavenger tau seluk beluk forumnunezavenger tau seluk beluk forumnunezavenger tau seluk beluk forumnunezavenger tau seluk beluk forumnunezavenger tau seluk beluk forumnunezavenger tau seluk beluk forumnunezavenger tau seluk beluk forum
Default

kentut = di ML co..
ereksi = ML ama ce..

ada2 aja
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 27th January 2010
djel djel is offline
Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Posts: 63
Rep Power: 0
djel mempunyai hidup yang Normal
Default

wkwkkwkwk
di begoin dia.....
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 4th May 2010
Mr000's Avatar
Mr000 Mr000 is offline
Ceriwis Addicted
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: mau tauk ajah!!
Posts: 3,727
Rep Power: 26
Mr000 is blessedMr000 is blessedMr000 is blessedMr000 is blessedMr000 is blessedMr000 is blessedMr000 is blessedMr000 is blessedMr000 is blessedMr000 is blessedMr000 is blessed
Default

wkk lama2 jadi klub maho itu mah wkk
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 27th June 2010
boss's Avatar
boss boss is offline
Ceriwis Addicted
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Jogja
Posts: 3,598
Rep Power: 26
boss is blessedboss is blessedboss is blessedboss is blessedboss is blessedboss is blessedboss is blessedboss is blessedboss is blessedboss is blessedboss is blessed
Default

yah bakal di ML cowo terus dah itu si bob
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 27th June 2010
salahkaprah's Avatar
salahkaprah salahkaprah is offline
Member Aktif
 
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: masih di bumi blom pindah
Posts: 214
Rep Power: 0
salahkaprah mempunyai hidup yang Normal
Default

wk wkwk


bisa hancur tu dubur...
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 28th June 2010
ArmadaDewa's Avatar
ArmadaDewa ArmadaDewa is offline
Ceriwis Pro
 
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Bukittinggi
Posts: 2,233
Rep Power: 20
ArmadaDewa tau seluk beluk forumArmadaDewa tau seluk beluk forumArmadaDewa tau seluk beluk forumArmadaDewa tau seluk beluk forumArmadaDewa tau seluk beluk forumArmadaDewa tau seluk beluk forumArmadaDewa tau seluk beluk forum
Default

Tu cowok makan apa yah kok doyan kentut
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 6th November 2011
andrieeabizz andrieeabizz is offline
Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2011
Posts: 98
Rep Power: 0
andrieeabizz mempunyai hidup yang Normal
Default

Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 6th November 2011
rockpendek rockpendek is offline
Member Aktif
 
Join Date: Apr 2011
Posts: 100
Rep Power: 0
rockpendek mempunyai hidup yang Normal
Default

Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 6th November 2011
dragicevic dragicevic is offline
Member Aktif
 
Join Date: Jul 2011
Posts: 215
Rep Power: 0
dragicevic mending bunuh diri deh
Default

Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off


 


All times are GMT +7. The time now is 01:05 PM.


no new posts