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Old 26th October 2010
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Talking Bahasa Malaysianya apa ya...

Semoga bermanfaat dan menjadi kita lebih Cinta Bahasa Kita,
Bahasa Indonesia

INA : Kementerian Hukum dan HAM
MAL : Kementerian Tuduh Menuduh (Haiah, yg akur dunk plz...)
INA : Kementerian Agama
MAL : Kementerian Tak Berdosa ... (oh please....)
INA : Angkatan Darat
MAL : Laskar Hentak-Hentak Bumi
INA : Angkatan Udara
MAL : Laskar Angin-Angin
INA : Pasukaaan bubar jalan !!!'
MAL : 'Pasukaaan cerai berai !!!' (Kabooorrrr...)
INA : Merayap
MAL : Bersetubuh dengan bumi ( lha gila doong..)
INA : rumah sakit bersalin
MAL : hospital korban lelaki (bener juga sih...)
INA : telepon selular
MAL : talipon bimbit
INA : Pasukan terjung payung
MAL : Aska begayut
INA : belok kiri, belok kanan
MAL : pusing kiri, pusing kanan (berobat gan, klo pusing)
INA : Departemen Pertanian
MAL : Departemen Cucuk Tanam ( yuu marie,�)
INA : 6.30 = jam setengah tujuh
MAL : 6.30 = jam enam setengah
INA : gratis bicara 30 menit
MAL : percuma berbual 30 minit (ga manfaat dunk..)
INA : tidak bisa
MAL : tak boleh
INA : WC
MAL : tandas
INA : Satpam/sekuriti
MAL : Penunggu Maling (mang malingnya lg ngapain gan, ditungguin..)
INA : Aduk
MAL : Kacau
INA : Di aduk hingga merata
MAL : kacaukan tuk datar
INA : 7 putaran
MAL : 7 pusingan (kebayang ga gimana rasanya...)
INA : Imut-imut
MAL : Comel benar (yee.. Bawel kale)
INA : bertengkar
MAL : bertumbuk (hu uh, udah tumbuk aja. gpl)
INA : pemerkosaan
MAL : perogolan
INA : Pencopet
MAL : Penyeluk Saku
INA : joystick
MAL : batang senang (maksud lho, apa coba...)
INA : Tidur siang
MAL : Petang telentang (lha kalo malem gimana...)
INA : Air Hangat
MAL : Air Suam
INA : Terasi
MAL : Belacan
INA : Pengacara
MAL : Penguam
INA : Sepatu
MAL : Kasut
INA : Ban
MAL : Tayar
INA : remote
MAL : kawalan jauh (jauh dekat tarif kawalannya samakan...)
INA : kulkas
MAL : peti sejuk
INA : chatting
MAL : bilik berbual (bener banget...)
INA : rusak
MAL : tak sihat
INA : keliling kota
MAL : pusing pusing ke bandar (kalah banyak ya gan, sampe pusing gtu)
INA : Tank
MAL : Kereta kebal (dari banten kale..)
INA : Kedatangan
MAL : ketibaan
INA : bersenang-senang
MAL : berseronok (aha, ga seronok asal bisa bikin senang gpp kq)
INA : bioskop
MAL : panggung wayang (nonton wayang jackie chan yuk...)
INA : rumah sakit jiwa
MAL : gubuk gila
INA : dokter ahli jiwa
MAL : Dokter gila <= Waduh...
INA : narkoba
MAL : dadah (tha.. tha.. utk Narkoba kale ya alias insyaf)
INA : pintu darurat
MAL : Pintu kecemasan (hu umz nich cemas banget)
INA : hantu Pocong
MAL : hantu Bungkus ( pesen 1 atu bang jgn pedes2�)

Begitulah...

Thread ini bukan bermaksud tuk mendiskreditkan, hanya sekedar tuk menambah wawasan dlm berbahasa, mohon maaf pabila ada kata yg kurang berkenan...

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Yang liat wajib komen, atau paling enggak "Thanks", ato melon juga gpp
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bahsa tetangga aneh jga yah..
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Bahasa indo dah diperhalus banget ya, klo diterjemahin langsung dari bahasa aselinya mungkin dah kaya malay
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Bahasa indo dah diperhalus banget ya, klo diterjemahin langsung dari bahasa aselinya mungkin dah kaya malay
Ni Malon pada dasarnya tidak punya bahasa kenegaraan.


Love Indonesia
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wkwwkwk
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tiarap = bersetubuh dengan bumi...
betul...betul..betul...
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kocak ndan
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:nyahaha::nyahaha::nyahaha:
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hantu kok di bungkus? kkkkkkkkkkk
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