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Old 17th June 2011
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Seorang suami sedang berbaring di ranjangnya, sekarat dan hendak menyampaikan pesan terakhirnya kepada sang istri.
Suami: "Istriku....."
Istri: *terisak* "Jangan berkata apa-apa lagi, simpanlah tenagamu..."
Suami: "Ini adalah kesempatanku yang terakhir sebelum aku meninggal, maafkan aku atas semua kesalahanku...."
Istri: *terdiam*
Suami: "Maafkan aku karena ketika kita pacaran, aku pernah menduakanmu dengan Bunga, anak Pak RT"
Istri: "biarkanlah hal tersebut berlalu...."
Suami: *menggeleng dengan lemah* "Tidak hanya itu, ketika kita sudah menikah, aku sering bercinta dengan istri tetangga ketika kamu dinas keluar kota.."
Istri: "Sudahlah, hal itu tidaklah penting lagi..."
Suami: *meneteskan air mata* "Tidak hanya itu, aku juga pernah meniduri Iyem, pembantu kita yang muda dan cantik itu..."
Istri: "Sudahlah, hal itu juga tidak penting..."
Suami: "Istriku, dirimu sungguh sangat pemaaf..."
Istri: "Suamiku, aku telah mengetahui semua itu dari dulu, itulah kenapa aku menaruh racun di kopimu..."

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di bunuh ternyata suaminya ...!

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Seorang suami sedang berbaring di ranjangnya, sekarat dan hendak menyampaikan pesan terakhirnya kepada sang istri.
Suami: "Istriku....."
Istri: *terisak* "Jangan berkata apa-apa lagi, simpanlah tenagamu..."
Suami: "Ini adalah kesempatanku yang terakhir sebelum aku meninggal, maafkan aku atas semua kesalahanku...."
Istri: *terdiam*
Suami: "Maafkan aku karena ketika kita pacaran, aku pernah menduakanmu dengan Bunga, anak Pak RT"
Istri: "biarkanlah hal tersebut berlalu...."
Suami: *menggeleng dengan lemah* "Tidak hanya itu, ketika kita sudah menikah, aku sering bercinta dengan istri tetangga ketika kamu dinas keluar kota.."
Istri: "Sudahlah, hal itu tidaklah penting lagi..."
Suami: *meneteskan air mata* "Tidak hanya itu, aku juga pernah meniduri Iyem, pembantu kita yang muda dan cantik itu..."
Istri: "Sudahlah, hal itu juga tidak penting..."
Suami: "Istriku, dirimu sungguh sangat pemaaf..."
Istri: "Suamiku, aku telah mengetahui semua itu dari dulu, itulah kenapa aku menaruh racun di kopimu..."
Hahahah, jadi ketawa nih bacanya, ternyata udah tau semua makanya dikasi racun kopinya....
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parah tuh istri,yang ngebunuh dia..
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jiah ternya yang ngebunuh istrinya sendiri
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kacau dah.....pantesan si istrinya maafin dia...
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hahaha,,geblek istrinya
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hahaha,,geblek istrinya
ini seh KDRT, Kopi Dalam Racun Tuh...
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lumayan lah ndan..
bantu sundul aja deh
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ternyata sang pembunuh adalah istrinya sendiri
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