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Old 11th May 2010
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Pada suatu ketika Pintu Neraka yg terbuat dr Baja Tebal macet,
Sehingga para calon penghuninya tdk bisa masuk
Para Malaikat bingung, smp pd akhir dicarilah
para calon penghuni neraka yg mantan insinyur
dgn harapan bisa membuka pintu tersebut.

Calon pertama kebetulan seorang insinyur dr Amerika,
si Malaikat bertanya:"hey km, bisa gak buka pintu itu,
km kan insinyur"
Jawab Insinyur Amerika:"Aku bisa hanya smp pembongkaran engsel yg macet aja,
dan masalah kunci elektroniknya gak bisa, biaya utk pembongkaran engsel 300 juta"
Malaikat: " Hah...mahal amat ?"

Kemudian malaikat memanggil insinyur yg kebetulan dr Jepang,
"hey, km insinyur Jepang, bisa gak buka Pintu itu?
Jawab Insinyur Jepang: " Aku hanya bisa buka kunci elektroniknya aja
dan biayanya 500 juta"
Malaikat: " Wah, kok malah mahall...??

Sampailah dia menemui seorang calon penghuni yg lain,
kali ini Insinyur asal Indonesia.
"Hey, km insinyur dr Indonesia, bisa nggak buka pintu itu & berapa biayanya"
Jawab insinyur Indonesia: " Sanggup...dan biayanya 3M!"
Jawab malaikat kaget:" Gila...mahal amat..kok sampai mahal segitu?
emang km bisa kedua2nya,bongkar engsel+kunci elektroniknya????

Jawab Insinyur Indonesia: " Begini...300 juta kita bayarkan
Insinyur asal Amerika buat bongkar Engselnya,
lalu 500 juta buat bayar insinyur dr Jepang utk kunci elektroniknya.
Dan sisanya kita bagi dua..bagaimana ?
Malaikat: ...##!!?Jangan Lupaya kasih...?

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wakakakaka

orang indonesia matre-matre ndan. :blsh3:


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wkwkkw..
dasar orang indo..
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hahhahhaaaa
dalem banget nih ndan nyindirnya...:nyahaha:
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wakakakkaa..indo mah banyak korupsinya
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ijin ngakak ndan..
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:nyahaha: lucu ndan,,
salkam nih ,aturan troh di ketawa-ketiwi...
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wakakaak budaya korupsi di neraka aja ada ya ndan...dasar indonesia
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hahaha... stress..
ati2 ndan.. jgan2 barisan anda di belakang insinyur indo loh. haha...
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wkk dasar org indi, idenya pasti gitu2 wkk
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