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Old 29th March 2011
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Di suatu lift ada 6 orang di dalamnya. Di dekat pintu berdiri seorang bapak. Lalu berurutan di belakangnya seorang ibu bersama anak kecil, seorang pemuda, seorang nenek, dan seorang cewek cantik yang berdiri tepat di belakang nenek itu.

Tiba-tiba lift itu macet dan berhenti. Lalu tercium bau busuk di dalamnya.

Nenek : �SIAL SAPA NIH YANG KENTUT???�
Cewek Cantik : �IYA NIH SAPA YANG KENTUT, MANA BAU LAGI???�

Semua terdiam saling memandang. Setelah beberapa menit kemudian, tercium kembali bau busuk lagi.

Nenek : �WHOII.. SAPA NIH YANG KENTUT??? MAU BUNUH KITA DENGAN KENTUT LOE YAH???�

Cewek Cantik : �IYA, APA LOE MAU BUNUH KITA DENGAN KENTUT LOE???�

Si cewek cantik masih ngikutin tiap kata2 nenek itu seperti burung beo. Mereka semua masih terdiam dan memandang dengan tatapan saling menuduh. Akhirnya sang bapak2 itu pun angkat suara.

Bapak : �Sudah, kalo emang disini ada yang rasa kentut, tolong ditahan sampe kita keluar dari lift.�

Suasana kembali tenang. Mereka kembali menunggu hingga lift kembali jalan. Hingga tercium kembali bau kentut yang lebih busuk dari sebelum-sebelumnya.

Pemuda : �SIALAN!!!! SIAPA SIH NI YANG KENTUT??? BUSET KALI INI BAUNYA BENER-BENER LEBIH PARAH DARI BANGKAI TIKUS!!!�

Semua terdiam, dan saling memandang. Akhirnya�

Pemuda : �OKE BERHUBUNG GAK ADA YANG NGAKU, GUE SUMPAHIN TUH YANG KENTUT MANDUL TUJUH TURUNAN!!!�

Tiba-tiba�.

Cewek Cantik : �Ampun bang, maaf. Yang kentut pertama ama kedua itu gue. Tapi kentut yang terakhir yang lebih busuk itu, bukan gue, tapi nenek ini. Tadi gue ngerasain aliran anginnya kena di paha gue. Nih nenek sih tenang-tenang aja, di sumpahin mandul. Nah gue??? kawin aja belom��

Nenek : �Hahahaha.. kaciaaan deh loe�.�



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Old 30th March 2011
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jiah si nenek mandul
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wah,,, si nenek bisa aja.hehehehe
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wajar lah klo tuh cewek takut disumpahin mandul.. :nyahaha:
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hahaha.. terpaksa harus ngaku tuh cewe..:nyahaha:
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tuh cewe disumpahin mandul..:nyahaha:
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haha, kena jebakan dia
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parah kentut aja mandul
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Old 6th November 2011
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tuh cewe kasian banget...
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