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Old 9th January 2011
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seorang istri dengan suaminya, seorang
Software
Engineer.
Suami: (Pulang telat dari
kantor) "Selamat malam
sayang, sekarang saya logged in."
Istri: "Apakah kamu bawa oleh-oleh yang
aku
minta?"
Suami: "Bad command or filename."
Istri: "Tapi aku bilangnya dari tadi pagi!"
Suami: "Errorneous syntax. Abort?"
Istri: "Trus, bagaimana tentang beli
televisi baru?"
Suami: "Variable not found..."
Istri: "OK deh, kalo gitu aku minta kartu
kreditmu.
Aku mau belanja sendiri aja."
Suami: "Sharing Violation. Access
denied..."
Istri: "Apakah kamu lebih mencintai
komputer
daripada aku? Atau kamu hanya main-
main saja?"
Suami: "Too many parameters..."
Istri: "Itu kesalahan terbesar kalo saya
menikahi
orang 'idiot' sepertimu."
Suami: "Data type mismatch."
Istri: "Kamu tidak berguna."
Suami: "It's by Default."
Istri: "Bagaimana dengan gajimu?"
Suami: "File in use ... Try later."
Istri: "Kalo gitu apa posisiku di keluarga
ini?"
Suami: "Unknown Virus."

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Spoiler for pesan:

klo repost mohon maaf n silahkan diclosed
klo salah kamar silahkan di moderasi
klo suka silahkan :baca: dan dicoment ndan
klo berkenan ditunggu kiriman melonnya

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hahhahaha




ngomong ngomong ane peraOne ndan
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seorang istri dengan suaminya, seorang
Software
Engineer.
Suami: (Pulang telat dari
kantor) "Selamat malam
sayang, sekarang saya logged in."
Istri: "Apakah kamu bawa oleh-oleh yang
aku
minta?"
Suami: "Bad command or filename."
Istri: "Tapi aku bilangnya dari tadi pagi!"
Suami: "Errorneous syntax. Abort?"
Istri: "Trus, bagaimana tentang beli
televisi baru?"
Suami: "Variable not found..."
Istri: "OK deh, kalo gitu aku minta kartu
kreditmu.
Aku mau belanja sendiri aja."
Suami: "Sharing Violation. Access
denied..."
Istri: "Apakah kamu lebih mencintai
komputer
daripada aku? Atau kamu hanya main-
main saja?"
Suami: "Too many parameters..."
Istri: "Itu kesalahan terbesar kalo saya
menikahi
orang 'idiot' sepertimu."
Suami: "Data type mismatch."
Istri: "Kamu tidak berguna."
Suami: "It's by Default."
Istri: "Bagaimana dengan gajimu?"
Suami: "File in use ... Try later."
Istri: "Kalo gitu apa posisiku di keluarga
ini?"
Suami: "Unknown Virus."
:nyahaha::nyahaha::nyahaha::nyahaha::nyahaha:
Kalo Bagian Urusan Ranjang?
"Download Completed" atau "Empty Recycle Bin"?
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Unknown Virus ? Kasian bener bininya.
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Sumpah Lucu bgt dan,
nice share...
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Hahaha bininya dikata virus..

bagi nya dong ndan..
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buset.. unknown virus tuh bininya ndan..








bagi dund buat ceumekam ndan..
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