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Default Robot ngeselin [sorry klo repost]

Wis Seminggu neng jepang Pak De karo Bu De akhire nemu restoran masakan Indonesia.

Pelayane Robot.



Robot teko nyedakki pak de, trus ngomong :



�What is your nationality?�, robot takon.



�Indonesia� jare PakDe.



�Selamat datang�, jare robot nganggo bahasa Indonesia.



�Apa bahasa suku Anda?�, robot takon meneh.



�Jawa�, jare PakDe



�Sugeng siang. Bad� pesen nopo?� Jare robot nganggo boso jowo.



"Canggih yo bu", PakDee ngomong karo BuDe.



Bude : �Ono lotek?�, ibune takon karo robot.



Robot : �Ono�



Bude : �Pesen rong porsi�



Robot: �Porsi gede opo cilik?



Bude : �Porsi gede�



Robot : �Lombok e piro ?�



Bude : �Sing siji loro, sing siji sepuluh�



Robot : �Nganggo kangkung?�



Bude : �Yo�



Robot : �Nganggo timun?�



Bude : �Yo�



Robot : �Nganggo kol?�



Bude : �Yo�



Robot : �Nganggo kol jowo opo kol asli jepang ?�



Pak De : �Sing endi wae lah manut �, PakDe wis rodo nesu.



Robot : �Kacange di uleg opo di blender ?�



Pakde : �Kuarepmu !�



Robot : �Kacange setengah mateng opo mateng?�



Pakde : �Gor�ng sing gariiiiiiing..!!�



Robot : �Nganggo bawang goreng rak ?�



Pakde : �Nganggo..., asu !� Pak de misuh banter banget.



Robot : �Dipiring opo dipincuk ?�



Pakde : �Dipiring !�



Robot : �Lengone nganggo margarin opo minyak kelapa ?�



Pakde : �Jelantah.... wedhus!! !� Nesu banget soale wis sepuluh menit dewe..



Robot meneng, lampune byar pet kelap kelip koyo'ane lagi di proses.



Kiro-kiro telung menitan robot'� ngomong meneh :



Robot : �Maturnuwun. Pesenan tak tompo. Mung rak iso di sugohke�



Pakde : �Nopo ? Aku wis ngenteni suwe banget, tanya-jawab karo koe , kok rak iso nopo to ndes?�, jare PakDe emosi



Robot : �Soale durung ono asu'ne karo wedhus'e ���..�



Pakde : �Djiiiancuuuk...Iso edian aku ! Ayo bu lungo, rak usah nguntal neng kene !!!�,





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