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Old 23rd September 2010
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Default Gangguan Pada Mesin Pesawat

Sementara pesawat terbang pada ketinggian 40.000 kaki, pesawat bermesin empat bergetar dan salah seorang penumpang melihat keluar jendela. "Astaga!" ia berteriak, "salah satu mesin meledak!"

Penumpang panik, dan tiba-tiba pesawat diguncang oleh ledakan kedua yaitu mesin lain yang meledak di sisi lain.

Para penumpang mulai panik, bahkan para pramugari tidak bisa menjaga ketertiban. Saat itu, pilot berdiri tegak dan tersenyum penuh percaya diri, melangkah dari kokpit dan meyakinkan semua orang bahwa tak ada yang perlu dikhawatirkan. Kata-kata dan sikapnya membuat sebagian besar penumpang merasa lebih baik, dan mereka duduk, lalu pilot dengan tenang berjalan ke pintu pesawat. Di sana, ia meraih beberapa paket tas dari bawah kursi dan mulai menyerahkan mereka ke pramugari. Setiap kru mengenakan tas tersebut di punggung mereka.

"Katakanlah," kata penumpang, "itu bukan parasut, kan?"

Pilot berkata, "Betul, kami sedang memakai parasut."

Penumpang itu melanjutkan, "Tapi kupikir kau berkata tidak ada yang perlu dikhawatirkan?"

"Tidak ada," jawab pilot ketika mesin ketiga meledak. "Kami akan turun sebentar mencari bantuan."
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hakhakhakhak..
pinter banget ngelesnya..
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woi pilot...
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berarti penumpangnya di tinggalin.
parah bner :nyahaha:
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parah pilot nya
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Hehehehehe
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jaiahhhh... klo pilotnya pergi penumopangnya gmn?? :nyahaha:
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nah penumpangnya kapan d bantu...??
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buset dah tu pilot.. mau kabur ga ngajak2 penumpang.. :nyahaha:kkkkkkkkkk
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akal"nya... wkwkw..
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