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Old 21st September 2010
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Default Istimewa, Pake Dua Telor

Gara-gara dollar harganya ngga karu-karuan, menjadikan si Badu OKB (orang kaya baru). Maklum kebon kopi dia seabreg-abreg, mana harga kopi lagi bagus-bagusnya. Sehabis panen, dia pengin memanjakan diri, pergi ke Jakarta. Nggak lupa bawa si Mat Juki, centeng kesayangannya.

Sesampai di Jakarta, dia nginep di hotel bintang lima. Giliran mau makan, dipanggilnya si centeng.

Badu : "He Mat Juki... Gue pengen makan nasi goreng nih..."

Mat Juki : "Siap bos..."

Badu : "Eh... jangan lupa yang istimewa."

Mat Juki : "Istimewa gimane bos?"

Badu : "Istimewa tu artinye pake telor dua."

Si Mat Juki pun segera pergi membeli pesanan si bos. Agak siangan dikit perut si Badu berasa lapar lagi.

Badu : "Mat Juki siang-siang begini enaknya makan mi goreng nih. Jangan lupa yang istimewa."

Mat Juki : "Beres boss.."

Si Mat Juki pun segera pergi membeli pesanan si bos. Malam harinya, karena AC hotel yang kelewat dingin, giliran 'barang' si Badu yang minta jatah.

Badu : Mat Juki gue pingin 'bodrex' (bobo dengan perex) "Nih, cariin gue cewek dong. Jangan lupa yang istimewa ye..."

Mat Juki: "Beres bos..."

Si Mat Juki pun segera ngacir nyari pesenan si bos.

Giliran mau diembat tu cewek, si Badu Teriak:

"He Mat Juki kesini lu... Brengsek lu! Gua kan minta cewek yang istimewa ngapain lu empanin gue bencong??!!"

Mat Juki : "Lho kan sesuai pesanan bos, istimewa, telornya dua..."
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telornya 2 brarti istimewa yah?
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main anggar deh jadinya
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telor yang dibawah ya ?
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enaknya jadi boss ...
serba istimewa.....
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main anggar deh jadinya
pedang pedangan tuh ndan
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gara2 istimewa pake 2 yelor, banci deh yang dibawain tuh..:nyahaha:
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widih istimewa bngt tuh ndan

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enak bngt tuh yg jadi boss
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Bener-bener istimewa dah tuh.
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