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Old 2nd July 2010
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Ada 3 pendekar yang sedang pamer kebolehan.
Pendekar 1: �Lihat, lalat sedang terbang saya sabet pakai rencong, dua sayapnya putus!!!�
Pendekar 2: �Lihat, lalat saya sabet pakai badik, badannya putus jadi 2!!!�
Pendekar 3: �Lihat seekor nyamuk sedang terbang saya sabet pake clurit.�
Nyamuk itu tidak jatuh, tetapi terbang dan berputar-putar.
Pendekar 1 dan 2: �Wah�, sabetan clurit anda tidak kena. Lihat nyamuknya masih terbang dan berputar-putar di atas kepala saudara.�
Pendekar 3: �Eeiit jangan salah! Saya memang tidak bermaksud membunuh nyamuk itu. Sabetan saya cuma menyunat anunya doang. Coba tangkap, pasti anunya tidak ada lagi.�






















Spoiler for jangan dibuka:

ndan yg baik hati kirim ane CABE ,


nanti ane kirbal melon


makasih ndan........


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gila sakti bener tu pendekar :nyahaha:

org dokter aja mau nyunat pake kaca mata :nyahaha:
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wakaka parah punya ilmu apaan itu ndan:nyahaha::nyahaha:
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sakti bener gan
boleh tau ga ilmu y nama ya apa?
biar ku bisa blajar
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pendekar gw lbh hebat lg,dia kentut lalat pada mati
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Emang bisa nyunat nyamuk
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hebat bener tuh pendekar..
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gk taunya nyamuk jga punya anu..
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Hebat bener tu pendekar, salut deh.
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