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Old 19th November 2010
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Talking Iteung telat 1 bulan

Iteung menyambut suaminya (si Kabayan) pulang kantor dengan senyum mesra.
"Kang aku terlambat satu bulan, kita akan punya bayi", kata Iteung.
"Tapi berhubung tadi aku baru test ke dokter, jangan kasih tau siapa
pun ya, entar malu kalau nggak jadi".

Besok paginya ada tukang tagih listrik mengetok pintu.
Setelah dibukakan si tukang tagih bilang,
"Bu, anda terlambat satu bulan..."

"Hah dari mana anda tau ?", sahut Iteung.
"Ini ada di catatan kami..."
"Haaah... masa sampai ada di catatanmu?"

Besok paginya Kabayan marah� ke kantor pembayaran listrik. "Bagaimana ini, kok anda bisa tau istri saya terlambat satu bulan?"

"Sabar, sabar pak... Kalau anda ingin catatan itu
dihapus anda tinggal bayar saja kepada kami...".
("Wah... pemerasan nih" ...pikir Kabayan)
"Lalu kalau saya nekat nggak mau bayar?" tantang Kabayan
"Punya anda saya putus...!!!", jawab sang petugas.

"Wah... kalau punya saya diputus, istri saya di rumah pakai apa?"

"Yaaa... istri anda kan bisa pakai lilin..."

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    Old 19th November 2010
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    pasangan suami istri yg kocak...:nyahaha:
    maen lilin? itu ngepet yah ndan??
    maklum ane gk tau...
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    telat bayar listrik dikira telat datang bulan.. kkkkkkkkk..








    sawer dund buat ceumekam ndan..
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