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Old 27th May 2010
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Default Nilai Rapot Paling Bagus Berwarna Lampu Merah...

Maaf ndan kalo gak lucu

Cerita ini mengisahkan seorang anak yang memperlihatkan nilai laporan sekolahnya ke pada bapakknya,

Joni : "Pak Pak Joni sudah dibagi rapot..."

Bapak : "Udah di bagi rapot? Coba bapak liat..."

Joni : "Tuh di meja pak ambil saja."

Bapak : "Coba bapak liat... Waduhhh kamu ini Joni jadi anak bodo banget masa nilai di rapot kamu merah semua. Kalau begini Bapak percuma sekolahin kamu!!!" (dengan penuh emosi dan amarah yang meledak-ledak)

Joni : "Pak Pak sebentar dulu..." (bingung) "Masa sih pak, nilai Joni kan bagus semua gak ada yang merah..." (agak emosi dan takut dan aneh)

Bapak : "Terus ini apa warna apa? Bukan warna merahhhhh??!!"

Joni : "Coba Mana Liat!! Waduhhhhh kok banyak merahnya yaaa padahal tadi di sekolah gak ada merahnya sumpah deh, Pak.."

Bapak : "Ah, kamu ini alasan!!"

Joni : "Ehh, sebentar. Kok ini rapot laporan tahun 1989, taun sekarang kan tahun 2010... Coba lihat dulu sampul depannya ini rapot siapa. Yeee ini mah RAPOT BAPAK WAKTU DULU..."

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marahin diri sndiri tuh bapak
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Jiahhhhhhhhhhh............ ntu bapak diledekin sndiri sm anaknye.... xixixi...
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wk,,malu tuh bapaknya
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bapake manteb begonya ampe lupa raport sendiri hahahhahahaha
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malu bukan kepalang ntu bapak :nyahaha:

bingung dia mau ngomong apa ma anknya :nyahaha:
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Mati gaya bapaknya Ndan :nyahaha: :nyahaha: :nyahaha:
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