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Old 21st September 2010
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Seorang Bos bersama supirnya pergi untuk isi bensin di Pompa Bensin. Di SPBU itu tertulis: "ISI BENSIN IKUTI QUIZ, HADIAHNYA SEKS GRATIS!". Si Bos minta mobilnya diisi penuh. Setelah selesai membayar, dia bilang sama supirnya, "Wah, kuisnya boleh juga, kita coba, yuk!."

Jawab sang supir: "Ah, jangan Bos, paling juga bohong..."
Tapi sang Bos tetap ngotot untuk ikut.

Bos: "Mas, saya ikutan dong kuisnya...!"
Petugas: "Boleh, Pak! Caranya gampang, coba bapak tebak 1 angka
antara 1 sampai 10, yang ada di pikiran saya sekarang..."

Bos (setelah berpikir lama): "Lima!!"
Petugas: "Wah sayang sekali, Pak... baru saja saya pindah ke angka lain! Coba satu kali lagi, Pak..!"

Bos (sambil nafsu): "Tujuh!!"
Petugas: "Wah, hampir tepat, Pak. Tadinya saya mau tujuh, tapi nyatanya tiga. Tapi, nggak apa� Pak, lain kali Bapak boleh coba lagi."

Dalam perjalanan pulang ...
Sopir: "Tuh, saya bilang apa Bos...! Mereka cuma nipu kan, Bos.."
Bos: "Ah, siapa bilang??? Istri saya bilang, dia menang sepuluh kali bulan lalu...! Pada tebakan pertama lagi..."
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hahahaha..
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si bos nya bodoh tuh..:nyahaha:kkkkkkkkk
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bosnya bego
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suami tolol. hehe....
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Bos kok oon bgitu
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