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Old 21st September 2010
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Default Tahu Hari Ulang Tahun dengan Memegang Anu

Peter yang baru saja beberapa hari tinggal di suatu kota merasa kesepian di hari ulang tahunnya.

Saat ia mengantarkan surat untuk orang tuanya ke kantor pos, ia pun bercerita kepada tukang pos tersebut bahwa hari ini adalah ultahnya yang ke 29. Karwayan kantor pos tersebut pun mengucapkan selamat ultah kepada Peter.

Tiba di depan apartemennya, seorang nenek tiba-tiba mengucapkan selamat ultah kepada Peter. Ia pun kaget dan menanyakan darimana nenek tersebut tahu ultahnya.

Nenek itu pun berkata: " Biarkan Saya memegang 'anumu' dan Saya bisa menebak berapa umurmu hari ini. "

Akhirnya, Peter pun mengijinkan nenek tersebut memegang "anunya".

Selang lima menit setelah nenek tersebut selesai, Peter pun bertanya : "Sekarang ceritakan, bagaimana nenek tahu umur Saya?"

"Umur kamu 29, khan!, Saya tahu karena tadi di kantor pos aku ada di belakang kamu!!!" jawab Si nenek sambil tertawa sudah berhasil mengerjai Peter.

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nenek mesum:waaa2:
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dasar..
nenek2 masih doyan aja..
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hahaha.. nyari kesempatan tuh nenek..:nyahaha:
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segeralah bertobat nek
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hahaha.. nyari kesempatan tuh nenek..:nyahaha:
dasar nenek2 ndan....dah lama ngak megang barang kali
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