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Old 6th December 2011
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Seorang profesor sedang membuka lembar jawaban ujian dari seorang mahasiswa yang tidak mengisi jawabannya pada lembar tersebut. Di dalam lembar jawaban tersebut terdapat selembar uang $100. Satu-satunya yang tertulis dalam lembaran tersebut adalah, "$100 = 100% dan saya mendapatkan nilai A."

Sebulan kemudian, mahasiswa tersebut menhadap profesor, "Saya tidak habis pikir karena di pengumuman saya gagal ujian. Apakah Anda tidak membaca lembar jawaban saya?"

Profesor itu kemudian menyerahkan lembar jawaban mahasiswa tersebut. Mahasiswa itu membuka dan mendapati uang $50 di situ, "$50 = 50%! Anda gagal."

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bagaimana cara meruntuhkan kerasnya hatimu oh mbak
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ahihihi, dosennya ga mau disogok tapi juga ga mau nolak duit...

emang pantes dapet gelar profesor, bener2 cerdas...


Numpang naro thread yaa ndan... maaf kalau ga sopan... ^_^

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memang professor yg cerdas, bisa aja ngakalin muridnya
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hahaha ketipu dia ndan
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Oke banget gan jokesnya buat ane terhibur dech
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jokenya bikin perut sakit ndan
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