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Old 27th November 2011
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Default Ini alasannya Kenapa Indonesia gak maju maju

Sesuai dengan judul ndan, inilah alasannya versi alm Gus Dur...
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�saya tahu yang membuat negara kita ini gak maju-maju..

begini� Penduduk kita ini kan totalnya 225juta jiwa.nah, dari jumlah itu saya punya data yang menyebabkan negara ini gak maju-maju..

Dari 225juta penduduk indonesia, ternyata 112jutanya ...adalah anak-anak dan lansia, sehingga penduduk indonesia usia produktif kerja itu tinggal 113juta.

Dari 113 juta penduduk indonesia usia produktif kerja itu ternyata 12 jutanya adalah PNS pusat yang kerjanya hanya main catur dan ngobrol-ngobrol, sehingga sisanya tinggal 101 juta, dari jumlah itu sejumlah 64jutanya adalah PNS daerah yang kerjanya juga mirip dengan PNS pusat (main catur dan ngobrol-ngobrol).



Sehingga sisanya tinggal 37juta jiwa.



Dari jumlah itu ternyata 32 jutanya adalah mahasiswa dan pelajar yang tidak bekerja karena kuliah dan belajar.

sehingga sisanya tinggal 5 juta.

Dari jumlah itu ternyata sejumlah 3.435.624 jiwa berada di Lembaga pemasyarakatan, sehingga sisanya tinggal 1.564.376jiwa.

Dari jumlah itu ternyata sejumlah 1.564.374 jiwa berada dirumah sakit.

Sehingga jumlah penduduk indinesia yang bekerja itu hanya tinggal 2 orang.



2 orang itu adalah anda dan saya.. tapi karena anda hanya ketawa-ketawa saja, jadi penduduk Indonesia yang kerja itu hanya tinggal satu orang saja� yaitu saya�

pantes, negara kita gak maju-maju��



Emang keren Alm





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