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Old 19th March 2011
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Ada 3 drakula, mereka bikin kompetisi siapa yang paling kejam dan sadis. Drakula yang paling muda dapet kesempetan duluan.
Tiba-tiba dia lari secepat kilat, terus 2 menit udah balik lagi. Mukanya penuh lumuran darah, seringainya sereem. Terus dia ngomong, �Lu pade liat desa di seberang bukit itu ?� Yang dua ngangguk, �Iya, liat.� �Desa itu� habiissss !�
Yang paling tua panas juga. Dia juga pergi sekelebat, terus 1 menit udah balik, mukanya juga penuh dgn cucuran darah. �Lu liat kota yang itu?�, katanya sambil mukanya nunjukin kalo dia bangga bener. �Iya, liat�, yang dua ngangguk juga. Kota itu juga habiiissssss !�, kata yang paling tua sambil ketawa serem, �Hua ha ha hah !�.
Drakula yang satunya lagi tambah panas, dia juga pengen show off. Akhirnya dia juga lari sekelebat. Temennya yang dua terperanjat, soalnya belum sampe setengah menit dianya udah balik, penuh dengan cucuran darah di mukanya dan matanya. Temennya yang dua membatin, �Gila ni drakula,�. sangar amat, ternyata dia yang paling jago�.
Sambil ngos-ngosan dia teriak, �Lu pade liat nggak tiang listrik di pas belokan sana?�
Kata yang laen : �Liat! Liat!�
�Sialan, gua kagak liat !!�. kata si drakula

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bruakkakkak..kjedot tiang listrik
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drakula rabun yang ketiga..:nyahaha:kkkkkkk
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wakakka... bonyok dah tuh muka drakula.. :berdarah:
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bego drakula ke 3, nbrak tiang listrik
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