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Old 2nd December 2010
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Saat malam menjelang sang suami berbincang-bincang dengan istrinya di kamar tidur.

Suami : �Ma.. Besok kan Papa harus berangkat ke luar pulau, bangunin jam 5 pagi ya ma.. soalnya kapalnya berangkat jam 6 pagi.

Istri : �Tenang saja Pa.. ibu usahain bangunin papa jam 5 pagi.

Ternyata karena terlalu lelah, sang istri terlambat membangunkan Suaminya. Sang suami pun terkejut karena dia kesiangan.

Suami : � Mama..!!! Gimana sih, kan papa minta dibangunin jam 5!!! (sambil berkemas-kemas)

Istri : �Maaf pa.. mama kesiangan, jadi terlambat membangunkan papa��

Dengan terburu-buru sang suami pun naik ojek dan menuju ke pelabuhan� Ia pun melihat Kapal yang akan dinaikinya sudah berjarak 5 meter dari pelabuhan. Tanpa peduli apapun, sang suami pun terjun dan berenang mengejar kapal tersebut. Sesampainya di kapal sang suami bertemu seorang petugas kapal.

Petugas : �Maaf pak, apa yang bapak lakukan hingga bapak basah kuyup berenang memaiki kapal ini..?�

Suami : �Saya kesiangan dan harus berangkat menggunakan kapal ini. sehingga saya berusaha mengejar kapal ini.�

Petugas : �Ta..ta..tapi pak, mohon maaf sebelumnya, kita juga mengalami keterlambatan. Kapal ini baru saja datang dan baru akan berangkat pukul 08.00 nanti.

Suami : �Apaaah!!!!?????!!!�
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hahaha....
hehe lepas amat ndan ketawanya...
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lumayan....
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hahaha.. sial tuh orang, udah nyebur rupanya kapalnya delay.. kocak ndan..








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semoga terhibur ndan..
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Lol. Dah capek-capek berenang, gak taunya...
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Lol. Dah capek-capek berenang, gak taunya...
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kasian bner tu orang, dah susah2 nya nyebur.. kapalnya jga telat gk taunya.
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