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Old 21st November 2011
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Suatu hari, Dini yang super matre bertemu dengan seorang cowok yang cool abis….mereka pun berkenalan….

Dini :
Mas kerja dmana ?

Cowo : Oh..saya cuma usaha beberapa hotel bintang 4 dan 5 di Jakarta dan Bali..

Dini: (wow....kongklomerat nih!!)...mas tinggal dmana?

Cowo: Citraland (kawasan elit di Surabaya)

Dini: (wow kereen,) pasti rumahnya gede yaa?

Cowo: Ngga ah, luasnya aja cuma..seluas lapangan sepakbola

Dini : (busett) pasti mobilnya banyak ya?

Cowo: Ah..dikit kog,, cuma 2 Bmw, 2 Ferari, 3 Mercedes, 1 Alphard, ama 5 Lexus...

Dini: (Wahh…ini cowok idaman gue banget nih!!!) mas punya istri?

Cowo: Belum kog... hehe

Dini:(enak juga klo jadi istrinya nih) mas merokok?

Cowo: Nggak ..

Dini: (wah sehat nih) mas suka minuman keras?

Cowo: Ngga donk...

Dini: (Ugghh…cool abiizzz) mas suka judi?

Cowo: Ngga'

Dini: (ooohh, so sweet) mas suka dugem gitu?

Cowo: Ngga'

Dini: (ihh gue buuaaanngeett nih..) hobbinya mas apa sih ????

Cowo: Bo'ongin orang..

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rasain loo cewee matree
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kena kibulin deh....
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Kena deh....!!!


Semoga terhibur ya ndan.....

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