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Old 7th July 2010
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Default Malam Pertama

Langit begitu gelap.
Dewi rembulan begitu temaram di langit.
Hanya kami berdua.
Aku dan dia.
Rambutnya begitu halus.
Matanya begitu bening.
Kulitnya begitu lembut.
Kakinya begitu sempurna.
Aku mengelus-elus dengan jari-jemariku.
Tepat dipunggungnya.
Aku tahu apa yang aku harus segera lakukan.
Waktu itu aku masih naif dan kurang pengalaman.
Tetapi aku mencoba mengusahakan yang terbaik.
Aku pegang dadanya.
Lalu turun tepat di buah dadanya.
Aku masih ingat bahwa waktu itu aku sangat takut.
Hatiku berdegup dengan kencang.
Perlahan aku membuka kedua kakinya lebar-lebar.
Aku sudah tidak ingat apa-apa lagi.
Tidak juga rasa malu.
Tidak lama kemudian.
Cairan putih itu banyak keluar.
Akhirnya pekerjaanku selesai.
Sekarang semuanya telah berakhir...
Aku masih ingat, itu MALAM PERTAMA aku MEMERAH SUSU SAPI!



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Old 7th July 2010
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kirain apa gak taunya sapi
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Old 7th July 2010
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wuaaaaaaaaasu
endingnya
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sapi emng ada DADA nya ndan :nyahaha:
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Old 10th July 2010
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yang penting meras susu ndan
:nyahaha::nyahaha::nyahaha:
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Old 28th July 2010
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tadinya pengen tapi jadi
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Old 29th July 2010
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lucu "...........:nyahaha:
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Old 30th July 2010
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Pegang buah dada koq malu..??
Ternyata meres susu sapi begitu romantis..
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Old 30th July 2010
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ane uda pernah baca ndan.
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Old 9th August 2010
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wekekekeekk..
puitis banget..
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