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Old 20th August 2011
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Default Kasir Indomart Ngamuk

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Saya mau share pengalaman nih.
Barusan tadi Saya dari Indomart beli makanan.
Tadi pas mau bayar, ...ebuset kasirnya cakep bener...
keknya sich karyawan baru, masih dalam masa training gitu deh, still young pula.


nah, tuh kasir kan pake baju putih, agak2 nerawang gitu deh....

dalemannya kan keliatan, dianya membelakangi Saya.
jadi keliatan jelas BH-nya warna item. Pas sudah mau selesai itung2an, barang2 saya ditaro kresek kan.
Sambil ngeluarin dompet, Saya iseng ngomong,
"mba, kok pake item?"
mbanya diem aja,

trus Saya sodorin uang kertas 50ribuan, sengaja saya kasih uang gede biar dia sibuk nyari kembalian.
jadinya sembari nunggu kembalian Saya bisa curi2 pandang dah


Nah Saya nyeletuk lagi, "biasanya pada pake yg putih lho mba"
si mba kasirnya lagsung ngegebrak meja
"eh anjing, jgn kurang ajar ya!!! pak"

keknya marah bener dia.

Saya langsung diem, masang muka innocent sambil liatin muka si mbak kasir yg makin cakep aja klo lagi marah.
Saya nggak berani bacot lagi... takut emosinya meledak2 dan makin brutal.
ampir aja tangannya mendarat di pipi Saya kalo ngga dicegah sama kasir yg satunya.
untungnya pas lagi sepi, kalo ngga bisa malu abis.
Saya buru2 minta maaf...
"yaudah mba, kalo yang putih emang lagi abis, kantong kresek item juga gak papa koq..."
eh abis ane ngomong gitu, mbak kasirnya langsung jatuh pingsan.




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Old 21st August 2011
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ini ceritanya mupeng ma kasir yah

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Old 23rd August 2011
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ini ceritanya mupeng ma kasir yah


...bisa aja TS ngless-nya...tapi bikin muka merah juga si kasirnya tuh kayaknya...
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Old 23rd August 2011
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kasirnya salah sangka ne ternyata ..


asli ngakak ..
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pic-nya mana gan?
biar bisa ngrasain mupeng nya juga...
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ampe sakit perut ane ngakak ndan... wk
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bisa aja ngelesnya..
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Untung kantong kresek nya kebetulan sama tuh warnanya...


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wah harusnya si mbak jawab ..... "untung ada yang hitam mas, biasanya ga pake apa apa kok" ... dijamin yang bayar yang pingsan
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Old 24th August 2011
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asli ndan ane suka banget sama ceritanya

terutama gaya ngibulnya

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