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LIPI (Lembaga Ilmu Penyederhanaan Indonesia) akan memformulakan aturan baru dlm penggunaan bahasa Indonesia.

Salah satunya adalah mengurangi jumlah abjad pd bahasa Indonesia. Abjad yg digunakan saat ini berjumlah 26.

Para pakar komunikasi merasa Ke-26 abjad tsb msh terlalu banyak, lagipula ada bbrp abjad yg jarang digunakan.

Pertama, huruf X, diganti dg gabungan huruf K dan S Kebetulan hampir tdk ada kata dlm bahasa Indonesia asli yg menggunakan huruf ini, kebanyakan merupakan serapan dri bahasa asing. Misal taxi menjadi taksi, maximal menjadi maksimal.

Selanjutnya, huruf Q diganti dg KW. Kata2 yg mengunakan huruf ini juga sangat sedikit sekali.

Huruf Z diganti mjd C, tdk ada alasan kuat tentang hal ini.

Huruf Y diganti dg I. Hal ini dilakukan sebab bunii huruf tersebut mirip dengan I.

Lalu huruf F dan V keduania diganti menjadi P. Pada lepel ini masih blm terjadi perubahan iang signipikan.

Hurup W kemudian diganti men jadi hurup U. Berarti sampai saat ini kita sudah mengeliminasi 7 hurup.

Hurup iang bisa kita eliminasi lagi adalah R, mengingat baniak orang iang kesulitan meniebutkan hurup tsb. R kita ganti dg L.

Selanjutnia, gabungan hulup KH diganti menjadi H. Iang paling belpengaluh adalah hulup S iang diganti menjadi C.

Hulup G juga diganti menjadi K.

Dan hulup J juga diganti menjadi C. Caia laca cudah cukup untuk hulup-hulup konconannia.

Cekalank kita kanti hulup pokalnia.

Cuma ada lima hulup pokal, A, I, U, E, O.

Kita akan eliminaci dua hulup pokal. Hulup I mencadi dua hulup E iaitu EE.

Cementala hulup U mencadee dua hulup O iaitoo OO.

Cadi, campe cekalank, keeta belhaceel menkoolangee hooloop-hooloop keeta. Kalaoo keeta tooleeckan lagee, Hooloop-hooloop iang telceeca adalah :A,B,C,D,E,H,K,L,M,N,O,P,T. Haneea ada dooa belac hooloop!!

Looal beeaca bookan? Padahal cebeloomneea keeta pooneea 26 hooloop.

Eenee adalah penemooan eeang cankat penteenk dan cikneepeekan!

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