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Old 5th October 2010
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Default Kisah seorang penjaga rel kereta api

Sarjo melamar pekerjaan sebagai penjaga lintasan kereta api. Dia diantar menghadap Pak Banu, kepala bagian, untuk test wawancara.

�Seandainya ada dua kereta api berpapasan pada jalur yang sama, apa yang akan kamu lakukan?�, tanya Pak Banu, ingin mengetahui seberapa cekatan Sarjo.
�Saya akan pindahkan salah satu kereta ke jalur yang lain,� jawab Sarjo dengan yakin.
�Kalau handle untuk mengalihkan rel-nya rusak, apa yang akan kamu lakukan?�, tanya Pak Banu lagi.
�Saya akan turun ke rel dan membelokkan relnya secara manual.�
�Kalau macet atau alatnya rusak bagaimana?�
�Saya akan balik ke pos dan menelpon stasiun terdekat.�
�Kalau telponnya lagi dipakai?�
�Saya akan lari ke telpon umum terdekat?�
�Kalau rusak?�
�Saya akan pulang menjemput kakek saya.�
�LHO?�, tanya Pak Banu heran dengan jawaban Sarjo.
�Karena seumur hidupnya yang sudah 73 tahun, kakek saya belum pernah melihat kereta api tabrakan��


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Old 6th October 2010
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nanya mulu tuh bos...yg di tanyain bisa aja lg jawab nya...wkkwkwk
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gila kalih tuh pak banunya
nanya ga aturan......
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yang geblek siapa sih ini ?
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akakaka...
kakeknya belum pernah liat kereta tabrakan....
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udah sering denger nfdan.....
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