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Old 7th March 2011
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mohon ijin balok mau share saja.... sori ndan kalo repos


Sepasang suami istri yang baru saja menikah bersiap untuk tidur bersama. Si suami melepaskan kemejanya, menonjolkan bisepnya dan menyombong,

"Sayang, tiap lengan ini menyimpan kekuatan setara dengan dua ratus kilogram dinamit."

Si istri sangat terkesan melihatnya. Suaminya lalu melepaskan celananya, mempertontonkan kakinya yang berotot dan berkata, "Tiap kaki menyimpan kekuatan setara dengan lima ratus kilo dinamit."

Ketika si suami melepaskan celana dalamnya, si istri memandangnya dengan wajah ngeri.

"Ada apa?" tanya si suami.

"Saya harus keluar ruangan," kata si istri. "Dinamit sebanyak itu dengan 'sumbu' yang pendek begitu, ruangan ini pasti akan segera meledak!"




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sambung lagi sumbunya pke tali biasa
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sambung lagi sumbunya pke tali biasa
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parah.. dinamitnya banyak.. tapi sumbunya pendek..
kasihan tuh suami..
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kutilangdara sebentar lagi akan terkenalkutilangdara sebentar lagi akan terkenal
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xixixixixi...kalo punya ane mah sumbunya panjang tp dinamitnya kecil....
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parah.. dinamitnya banyak.. tapi sumbunya pendek..
kasihan tuh suami..
hahahhahah, mau daftar ndan??? ada lowongannya kko.......
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xixixixixi...kalo punya ane mah sumbunya panjang tp dinamitnya kecil....
jujur amat ndan......
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hahahaha.. pendek bener sumbunya.. :nyahaha:kkkkkkkkkkkkk
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kalo ga disambung takut beledak semua ndan
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tititnya pendek ndan :nyahaha:

lanjutkan ndan
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