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Old 29th March 2011
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Disebuah komplek rumah susun, ada dua tetangga bersebelahan. Sebut saja Pak Asep yang bertubuh atletis dan berparas tampan juga mempunyai istri yang sangat sexy dan cantik tetapi belum dikarunia anak. Sedangkan tetangga yang satunya bernama Pak Hasan yang bertubuh pendek bulat, berparas seram, dan mempunyai istri yang biasa-biasa saja, namun dikarunia 12 anak.

Satu ketika Pak Asep bertanya kepada Pak Hasan.

Pak Asep : Pak Hasan, apa sih rahasia kejantanan bapak sampai dikarunia anak 12 orang, sedangkan saya berbadan atletis dan istri saya sangat cantik & sexy namun belum juga mempunyai satu anak pun.

Pak Hasan : (Sambil tersenyum simpul) Begini saja Pak Asep saya kasih tahu rahasianya, nanti malam bapak buatkan satu suasana romantis dengan menggunakan satu lilin di meja makan, dimulai dengan makan malam bersama dengan istri bapak dengan berbusana super tipis, kamar dihiasi dengan wewangian yang harum dan diiringi musik yang mengalun romantis. Boleh juga sediakan sebotol champange. Setelah semuanya dilakukan, bapak boleh panggil saya. Saya jamin istri bapak akan hamil.

Pak Asep : !!!!???????????...



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Old 30th March 2011
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hahahha kalo gitu mendingan panggil ane aja pak. pasti sehari langsung jadi.hehehhe kalo gak jadi ya nambah waktunya.
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jiahh... pak hasan napsu ma istrinya pak asep tuh.. :nyahaha:
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wew.. rupanya mau cari laba tuh orang..:nyahaha:
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hahaha.. malah dibantuin ekse ama tetangganya..:nyahaha:
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