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Old 13th July 2010
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PENTING BUAT PELAJARAN KITA2 YG SERING PAKE JASA ATM, BERHATI-HATILAH. HARAP DIFORWARD LAGI KEPADA SESAMA PEMAKAI ATM.
BERIKUT PENGALAMAN ORANG YANG TELAH MENGALAMINYA. ..

Seorang mahasiswa baru kena sial, ambil uang di ATM 1 juta, pecahan 50.000. Waktu mahasiswa tsb mau transaksi ternyata menurut penjualnya itu uang palsu. Takut disangka sebagai pengedar mahasiswa tsb langsung kasih tau kalo dia dapet uang itu dari ATM dan dia tunjukin struknya kebetulan ada. Lalu mahasiswa tsb sama pedagang itu lansung jalan ke bank yang kebetulan deket dari situ. Nah di bank itu ternyata nggak mau bertanggungjawab karena merasa uang yg ada di ATM itu asli semua.

Makanya ati-ati ya..........

Berikut ada tip bagaimana mengetahui ciri2 uang palsu uang rupiah dengan cara yang gampang sekali.

Mengetes uang Rp 100.000 dan Rp 50.000
1. Lipat menjadi 4 bagian secara simetris memanjang
2. Tekan uang tersebut dengan perasaan secukupnya
3. Buka perlahan-lahan lipatan uang tsb
4. Bila kacamata Bung Hatta, WR Supratman atau Ki Hajar pecah berarti palsu
5. Khusus 50.000-an, periksa teks lagunya, kalau bukan Indonesia Raya pasti palsu

Mengetes uang Rp 10.000
1. Lipat menjadi 4 bagian secara memanjang
2. Tekan uang tersebut dengan tekanan secukupnya
3. Kalau uangnya jadi basah karena kawahnya tumpah; atau kalau konde Cut Nyak Dien lepas berarti palsu

Untuk uang Rp 5.000
1. Ambil sisir rambut di rumah, kemudian gesekkan pada uang tersebut.
2. Apabila jenggot Imam Bonjol rontok berarti palsu. Apabila tambah panjang berarti palsu juga!!

Untuk ngetes palsu tidaknya uang 1.000-an
Cari SD Negeri terdekat, cukup taruh di trotoar depan sekolah, kalau hilang berarti asli....

Uang 500 an kertas agak susah dites, karena anak-anak SD aja sudah nyuekin, satu-satunya cara adalah remes kenceng2, kalau monyetnya teriak berarti palsu

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Tipsnya kurang ajar wkwk
Tapi klo kejadian gini, ane pernah juga, dapet 4 lembar palsu,pas ane laporin ke konter, eh ga mau tau malah uang ane diambil, akhirnya 3 lembar sisanya ane bawa pulang, ane selipin aja di uang yang mo di setorin ke bank, lolos loh ndan...
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Tipsnya kurang ajar wkwk
Tapi klo kejadian gini, ane pernah juga, dapet 4 lembar palsu,pas ane laporin ke konter, eh ga mau tau malah uang ane diambil, akhirnya 3 lembar sisanya ane bawa pulang, ane selipin aja di uang yang mo di setorin ke bank, lolos loh ndan...


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