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Old 24th June 2010
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Talking Bagaimana jika Adam tak bertemu Hawa

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Ada seorang Ustadjah wanita yg sedang kasih ceramah sama bapak2 & ibu2.
Beliau disamping ceramah tentang akhlak juga memberi sanjungan pada kaum hawa juga memuji-muji betapa ikhlasnyanya seorang ibu itu melakukan apa aja kepada suaminya.
Antara lain: selalu menyediakan makanan setiap harinya, membersihkan pakainnya,dan masih banyak lagi yg dilakukan dengan rela menyisihkan waktu buat kaum Adam.

Terus Ustadjah itu memberi pertanyaan kepada bapak2... "Nah coba sekarang bapak2 renungkan bagaimana nasib bapak2 seandainya tidak ada kaum hawa...???"

Lalu dengan tenangnya ada seorang bapak nyeletuk bicara :
"yah... Nabi Adam masih tetap di surgalah . . ."
Bener juga yaaaa....

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Bener juga yaaaa....
bener juga ndan. ,

c0s kan adam tinggalnya d surga. ,
trun k bumi kan gra2 si hawa kpancing ama iblis. ,

jdi kl0pun hawa gak ada, adam psti masi te2p d surga gak trun k bumi. ,
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Hahahaha jawaban yg cerdas tuh dari seorang bapak yg agak egois.
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WiN !!!!!!!
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iya juga yak..

nah kalo begitu kaum hawanya dimana tu ?
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Mauk akal tu jawaban pak hajinya
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emang bener sih..

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nice ndan teruskan
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Klo ga ketemu hawa,
Ada 2 kemungkinan



1. Masih di sorga

2. Ketemu miyabi

Hahahahaha....

Just joke ya ndan, mohon jangan ada yang tersinggung
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hmmm.........

..........................Bener juga
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