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Old 5th October 2010
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pantun nih ndan.. mudahan dan menghibur yaa wkakwakwkawk
cembrot, ini dia pantunnya:


hati siapa tak bimbang
situ botak minta dikepang



Buah kedondong Buah atep
Dulu bencong sekarang tetepp ..............



Buah semangka buah duren
Nggak nyangka gue keren



Buah semangka buah manggis
Nggak nyangka gue manis



Buah apel di air payau
Nggak level layauuuuuuu.....



Pohon kelapa, Pohon durian,
Pohon Cemara, Pohon Palem
Pohonnya tinggi-tinggi Bo!



Buah Nanas, Buah bengkoang
Buah jambu, Buah kedondong
Ngerujak dooooooooonggggggg...



Ada padi, Ada jagung
Ada singkong, Ada pepaya
Panen ni yeeeeeeeeeeeee!



Disini bingung, Disana linglung
mangnya enak, engga nyambung....



Buah semangka berdaun sirih
Buah ajaib kali yah?????????



Jalan kaki ke pasar baru
Jauh boooooooooooo....



Jambu merah di dinding
Jangan marah just kidding



Jauh di mata,dekat dihati
Jauh di hati,dekat dimata
Jauh-dekat tujuh ratus perak



Nemu gesper, di pinggir jalan
Kalo laper, makan tu gesper



Men sana in corpore sano
Gue maen kesana,
Elo maen ke sono!



Disana gunung, disini gunung,
Ditengah-tengah bunga melati
Saya bingung kamu pun bingung
Kenapa ada bunga melati ???!?



Anak ayam turun ke bumi
Induk ayam naik kelangit
Anak ayam nyari kelangit
Induk ayam nyungsep ke bumi



Sayur asem sayur sop
laper nich



banyak-banyak menabung
kagak nyambung



dilangit ada tomat
sengit amat



buah kedong-dong buah tomat
Elu bodong amat



buah duren di pohon beringin
rese' banget tuch duren....



ayam kurus bulunya banyak
rugi banget yang beli.........



kakak monyonk adik memble
keturunan jelek kali ye...


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kocaaaaaakkkk!!! ane ijin copas ya ndan, buat status fb keren nih..
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boleh juga nih joke ente ndan
bisa buat ngakak
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bisa bisa .,

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