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Old 6th September 2011
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Seorang Suami yang pekerjaannya sebagai IT barusan pulang dari kantor

Suami: (Pulang telat dari kantor) �Selamat malam sayang, sekarang saya logged in.�

Istri: �Apakah kamu bawa oleh-oleh yang aku minta?�

Suami: �Bad command or filename.�

Istri: �Tapi aku bilangnya dari tadi pagi!�

Suami: �Errorneous syntax. Abort?�

Istri: �Trus, bagaimana tentang beli televisi baru?�

Suami: �Variable not found �.�

Istri: �OK deh, kalo gitu aku minta kartu kreditmu. Aku mau belanja sendiri aja.�

Suami: �Sharing Violation. Access denied �.�

Istri: �Apakah kamu lebih mencintai komputer daripada aku? Atau kamu hanya main-main saja?�

Suami: �Too many parameters �.�

Istri: �Kamu tidak berguna.�

Suami: �It´s by Default.�

Istri: �Bagaimana dengan gajimu?�

Suami: �File in use � Try later.�

Istri: �Kalo gitu apa posisiku di keluarga ini?�

Suami: �Unknown Virus.�

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istrinya dianggap virus
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kimikura sebentar lagi akan terkenalkimikura sebentar lagi akan terkenalkimikura sebentar lagi akan terkenal
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yang Terakhir ane ngakak gan
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awas ada
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yg kecilan aja...
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istrinya virus mematikan
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kocak.. Suami gila IT.. Sampe sampe istri di bilang unknow virus ckckck
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kocak.. Suami gila IT.. Sampe sampe istri di bilang unknow virus ckckck
begitulah kalo sampe kerjaan terbawa2 dalam rumah
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