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Old 19th January 2012
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Talking Tips agar aman naik taxi di jakarta






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1. Saat menyetop, periksa jumlah roda saat anda nyetop taxi, pastikan jumlahnya 4, kalo cuma 3 berarti anda naik bajaj.

2. Periksa juga juml kursinya, kalau jumlnya banyak, berarti anda naik Metromini.

3. Sebutkan tujuan anda dgn benar utk menghindari supir taxi membawa anda ke rumahnya

4. Jangan malu untuk bertanya karena malu bertanya sesat di jalan

5. Sama pak supir jangan terlalu galak nanti diusir, jangan pula terlalu baik nanti ditaksir.

6. Perhatikan selalu argo meter, pastikan tulisannya 'argometer', jangan sampe tulisannya argo bromo atau argo gede (karena kesalahan ini amat fatal & membuat anda makin jauh dr tujuan).

7. Yakinkan diri Anda bahwa Anda sudah duduk didalam taxi itu sebelum taxinya jalan, karena kalau tidak, jangan2 Anda masih duduk di halte bus, & blm terbawa oleh taxi itu.

8. Jangan lompat ke luar taxi selagi taxi itu berlari kencang. Itu akan sangat membahayakan orang lain.

9. Jangan pernah tertidur di dalam perjalanan dengan taxi, untuk menghindari supir taxi menagih tarif taxi plus tarif sewa kamar.

10. Kalau Anda laki2 dan supir taxinya bertanya siapa nama Anda, jangan pernah mengaku bahwa nama Anda Ibrahim,nanti Anda dikira Tommy Soeharto. Apalagi kalau Anda perempuan, jangan mengaku bernama Cecep, nanti Anda dikira berbohong.

11. Jangan naik taxi yang ada tulisannya "Tarif Lama". Anda bisa ditagih terus-menerus dalam setahun atau dua tahun ke depan sehabis naik taxi itu.


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Old 20th January 2012
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hahhahaah
jalan kaki aja gan, macet
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5. Sama pak supir jangan terlalu galak nanti diusir, jangan pula terlalu baik nanti ditaksir.
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naik taxi aja ribet haha
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ane mau simak jokes gan ternyata bikin ane :ngakak
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