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Old 26th July 2011
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Seorang Bos bersama supirnya pergi untuk isi bensin di Pompa Bensin. Di SPBU itu tertulis: �ISI BENSIN IKUTI QUIZ, HADIAHNYA SEKS GRATIS!�. Si Bos minta mobilnya diisi penuh. Setelah selesai membayar, dia bilang sama supirnya, �Wah, kuisnya boleh juga, kita coba, yuk!.�

Jawab sang supir: �Ah, jangan Bos, paling juga bohong��

Tapi sang Bos tetap ngotot untuk ikut.

Bos: �Mas, saya ikutan dong kuisnya�!�

Petugas: �Boleh, Pak! Caranya gampang, coba bapak tebak 1 angka antara 1 sampai 10, yang ada di pikiran saya sekarang��

Bos (setelah berpikir lama): �Lima!!�

Petugas: �Wah sayang sekali, Pak� baru saja saya pindah ke angka lain! Coba satu kali lagi, Pak..!�

Bos (sambil nafsu): �Tujuh!!�

Petugas: �Wah, hampir tepat, Pak. Tadinya saya mau tujuh, tapi nyatanya tiga. Tapi, nggak apa� Pak, lain kali Bapak boleh coba lagi.�

Dalam perjalanan pulang �

Sopir: �Tuh, saya bilang apa Bos�! Mereka cuma nipu kan, Bos..�

Bos: �Ah, siapa bilang??? Istri saya bilang, dia menang sepuluh kali bulan lalu�! Pada tebakan pertama lagi��

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ane ngikut ngakak aja dah..
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Berarti Pegawai pom bensinnya pinter lah maunya sama istri si bos , kalo sama si Bos mau
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yaiyalah ndann.. ceweekkk langsung menang
kalau cowok yah tusbol tusbolan donk..
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sering baca juga yang ini miss.. istrinya menang mulu, dianya kagak pernah menang.. karna petugas spbu nya khan cowo tuh..
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