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Old 6th January 2011
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Seorang anak (sebut aje budi) naek kereta pulang kampung (udah pinter,, bisa naek kereta sendiri)�
kebetulan si budi dapet bangku dket ama professor2 matematik pulang seminar�.
suatu ketika, kereta lewat di sebuah peternakan sapi yang luas amir�.
dan terjadilah percakapan�
prof. A: Hmm�. klo ni kereta berenti barang 2 menit aje, gwe pasti bisa itung semua sapi yang ada disini�. (ceritanya mau nyombong)
prof. B: halaah� gwe mah cuma perlu waktu semenit�. (gak mau kalah)
prof. A:he?!
prof. C: ahh�.. berenti 30 detik juga cukup kalo gwe mah�.. (nepuk2 dada)
prof. A&B: buset!!!
belom sempet si prof. C menikmati kemenangannya, si budi ngomong
Budi: Jumlah sapinya 16.026 ekor pak�.
prof. A, B, C: heeee??!!!!
prof. C: nak, kok bisa cepet gitu itungnya??
budi: gampang kok pak�.
saya itung kakinya, terus saya bagi empat deh�..
prof A,B,C: !@#$%$##@$%!!!!

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budi hebat
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buset... cepet amir....
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bukannya ngitung kaki malah tambah ribet yak
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Tu anag yang punya sapi x...
hhai...
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jiakakakakakakak...lebih ribet kaleeeeeeeeeeeeeee....
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budi jenius nie.....
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wah.. pinter amat si budi ndan..








bagi dund buat ceumekam ndan..
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