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Paul, seorang laki-laki gendut melihat iklan di koran, �turun 5 kg dalam 1 minggu �. Maka ia menelepon iklan tsb.

Operator :�bisa saya bantu?�

Paul :�saya ingin mengikuti program itu�

Operator :�ok. Bersiaplah besok jam 6 pagi�.

Esok paginya jam 6, seorang mengetuk pintu rumahnya.
Seorang wanita sexy dengan celana pendek dan kaos ketat bertuliskan,
�u catch me, u get me�. Lalu wanita sexy itu lari, Paul mulai mengejarnya . Selama seminggu penuh Paul lari mengejar wanita itu dan akhirnya turun 5 kg!

Minggu berikutnya ia minta program penurunan 10 kg. Maka esok paginya seorang wanita yang jauh lebih sexy hanya mengenakan cd dan kaos ketat bertuliskan , �u catch me, u get me�. Ia lalu mulai mengejar wanita itu, dan beratnya turun 10 kg !!!

Membayangkan wanita yang jauh lebih sexy lagi, Paul minta ikut program penurunan 25 kg.

Operator :�apa anda yakin ???�

Paul : �yakin!!� jawabnya mantap.

Lalu keesokan harinya saat ia membuka pintu, bukannya wanita sexy yang datang, melainkan seorang laki-laki dengan kaos bertuliskan ,�if i catch u, i fuck u�

Minggu itu Paul turun 30 kg !!!
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Pesan TS:

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klo repost mohon maaf n silahkan diclosed
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sia2 bgt ndan usaha diet nya..whahaha
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kocak banget ndan.. terpaksa melarikan diri..








bagi dund buat ceumekam ndan..
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