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Old 22nd September 2010
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Default Oh my God�

Seorang lelaki tua menghampiri perempuan muda yang montok.

"Aku akan membayarmu Rp 50.000 dan biarkan aku meremas payudaramu," katanya.

"Dasar tua bangka tidak tahu diri. Pergi sana," kata perempuan tersebut.

"Bagaimana kalau seratus ribu?" kata si lelaki tua menawar.

"Tidak bisa. Kalau kamu tidak pergi dari sini akan saya panggil satpam," kata perempuan itu mengancam.

"Setengah juta deh dan biarkan aku meremas payudaramu, sebentar saja. Nggak lama-lama kok," kata si lelaki tua. Perempuan itu masih menolaknya.

"Ya udah, bagaimana kalau satu juta?" lelaki tua tersebut bersikukuh.

Pada tawaran ini si perempuan mulai ragu-ragu. Setelah ia melihat sekeliling dan ternyata tidak ada orang lain di situ, iapun setuju.

Ia membuka blus dan BH-nya kemudian membiarkan lelaki tua tersebut meremas-remas payudaranya.

"Ya Tuhan� Oh my God� ya Tuhan� Oh my God," gumam lelaki tua tersebut ketika meremas payudaranya.

"Kenapa sih Bapak terus-terusan mengatakan Oh my God�ya Tuhan?" tanya si perempuan.

Masih sambil terus meremas payudara tersebut, si lelaki tua bergumam lebih keras, "Oh my God�Ya Tuhan darimana saya akan mendapatkan duit satu juta..??"
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:nyahaha: kesian bgt dah tuh cewe + pinter bgt dah tuh kakek
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:nyahaha: kesian bgt dah tuh cewe + pinter bgt dah tuh kakek
ente udah coba, bro?
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ente udah coba, bro?
kaya nya ente udh y ndan
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taktik si kakek boleh dicoba nih
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bagus juga tuh trik kakek
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jiakaka kocak bgt c kakek, gmn tu ntr bayar nya...
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wakakaka..
ngakak ane ndan....
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ketipu tuh cewe ndan..








bagi dund buat ceumekam ndan..
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