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Old 30th November 2010
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Anggap saja dia susi, dia seorang �Janda� yang sudah 3 kali kimpoi-cerai, kemudian dia memeriksa ke dokter kandungan. dan Waktu dokter mau periksa dalam, terjadi percakapan.

susi : �Hati-hati periksanya ya dok, saya masih �perawan� lho �!�

Dokter: �Lho? Katanya ibu sudah kimpoi-cerai 3 kali, mana bisa masih perawan �?�

susi : �Gini lho dok, eks suami saya yang pertama ternyata impoten.�

Dokter: �Oh gitu, tapi suami ibu yang ke-2 gak impoten kan?�

susi : �Betul dok, cuma dia gay, jadi saya gak diapa-apain sama dia.�

Dokter: �Lalu suami ibu yang ke-3 gak impoten dan bukan gay kan?�

susi : �Betul dok, tapi ternyata dia itu orang �partai politik��.�

Dokter: �Lalu apa hubungannya dengan keperawanan ibu �?�

susi : �Dia cuma janji-janji saja dok, �gak pernah direalisasikan!!!�

Dokter: �?!?!?!?!????�
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pernah baca nich...

di tetangga sih..

oke keep posting ndan
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pernah baca nich...

di tetangga sih..

oke keep posting ndan
share aja ndan bagi yang belom tau...
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haha, udah kimpoi 3 kali msh perawan aja
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wah mending kimpoi sama dokternya aja tuh ndan nyahahaha
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pantes masih perawan.. Hahaha..
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dokter nya kyk nya dh siap tuh..
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dokter nya kyk nya dh siap tuh..

bisa jadi gan.. dokternya yang ke 4
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wakakakakak, kawin 3 kali masi perawan? hebat bener ndan, , , , :nyahaha: :nyahaha:
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