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Old 7th February 2011
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Ada tiga friends, satunya kura2.. satu lagi kodok..terus satunya lagi uler kaki seribu. Suatu hari kura2 mengundang dua temennya kerumahnya buat pesta kecil-kecilan. So.. mereka bertiga bikin pesta kecil di rumah kura2. Setelah asyik ngobrol, makan, minum and lain-lain...

si kodok berkata : "Eh..dari tadi kayaknya ada yang kurang ya.. elu pada
ngerasa gak..Oh iya kita kok gak ngerokok ya.. pantesan mulut asem banget nih.."

Kura2 : "iya ya.. sorry gue lupa nggak nyediain rokok... kalo gitu lu beli aje deh 'Dok..warungnya deket khan..!

Kodok : "Lho koq gue sih.. khan tuan rumahnya elu 'Ra.."

Kura2 : "iya sih.. tapi khan gue jalannya lambat. kalo elu khan bisa cepet..!!"

Kodok : "Ah.. nggak bisa gitu donk!!.. lagian kalo soal cepet.. pasti si uler kaki seribu lebih cepet dari gue.. kakinya aja ada seribu!!!"

Kura2 : "Oh iya ya.. Elu aja deh yang pergi..uler Kaki seribu.."

Uler K.1000 : "koq jadi gue sih.."

Kodok : "Udah ..nggak apa-apa..elu aja..buruan.."

Akhirnya si Uler K.1000 pergi juga untuk membeli rokok.

Si Kodok dan Kura2 nungguin sambil ngegosipin artis-artis lokal. Lima menit menunggu...si Uler K.1000 belum dateng juga...10 menit..20 menit...satujam...dan ternyata sampe tiga jam Uler K.1000 gak nongol2 juga.

Kodok : "Kooq Uler K.1000 nggak pulang2 ya..?"

Kura2 : "Iya nih..gue jadi kuatir..kita susulin aja yuk, Dok...!"

Kodok : "ayuk deh..!"

Tapi pas si kura2 buka pintu...ternyata uler K.1000 udah ada di depan pintu

Kura2 : "Nah ni dia..!"

Kodok : "Iya nih dari tadi ditungguin juga...mana rokoknya. mulut gue
udah asem banget nih..?!"

Uler K.1000 : "Boro2 rokok...jalan aja belom..!!"

Kodok : " Haah belom jalan ...emangnya dari tadi ngapain aja...?

Uler K.1000: "Yeeeeeeeee..elu nggak liat nih...gue lagi PAKE SEPATU!!!???????
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