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Old 23rd September 2010
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Dalam Hutan Nasional Alaska, pemandu wisatawan memberi pengarahan kepada sekelompok wisatawan tentang hiking di wilayah beruang buas:

"Pertemuan dengan beruang sebagian besar terjadi ketika pejalan kaki, dengan ekstra tenang di sepanjang jalan dengan harapan melihat satwa liar, tanpa sengaja berjumpa dengan beruang. Kejutan yang dihasilkan bisa menjadi bencana besar."

Untuk menghindari hal ini, kami menyarankan agar setiap pejalan kaki memakai lonceng kecil di pakaian mereka untuk memperingatkan para beruang mengenai kehadiran Anda.
"Juga," katanya lebih lanjut, "Secara khusus berhati-hatilah ketika Anda melihat tanda-tanda beruang di daerah tersebut, terutama bila Anda melihat kotoran beruang."

Satu wisatawan bertanya, "Bagaimana Anda mengidentifikasi bahwa itu adalah kotoran beruang?"

"Oh, itu mudah," jelas pemandu, "biasanya kotoran itu berisi lonceng kecil di dalamnya!"
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hahahaha..
lonceng yang sangat berguna..
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seyem kali ndan :eeek:
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berarti ada yg ditelen yah ?
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brati udah ada yang dimakan
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berarti banyak yang udah dimakan tuh orang..:nyahaha:
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loncengnya berguna bngt tuh ndan:eeek:
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Wahahaha... tambah ngeri dah tuh cuma pengen wisata doang.
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